Delhi Jokes
DTC Jokes
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From: Montek Singh (montek@news.cs.columbia.edu)
 
Q: How does DTC promote family planning?
A: It requires that people "peechhe se chadhen"
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From: Micky Singh (mickysingh@aol.com)

How about the varioous buses where the mischieviuos scratched and made
'Kewal Hilayen' out of 'Kewal Mehilayen' !!!!
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From: Podury Satyanarayana (dakshin@netcom.com)

My wife narrated this one.  And even though I thought it was
very funny, I had to cluck my tongue and say "how dare he...?"

Well, she and few of her friends were travelling on DTC one day.
As usual, the bus was packed. And these guys were occupying
the ladies seats. Well, my wife, being a woman of a strong
will, asked one of the guys sitting in a ladies seat:
Bhai, yeh ladies seat hai. Ooper likha hai, dikhai nahi
deta?

To which he replied, "to jahaan likha hai, wahin baitth jao"!!
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From: Montek Singh (montek@news.cs.columbia.edu)

Hi guys, this is a real one.

There was this phirang guy we knew who was visiting Delhi.  Being a newbie, he
was advised by everyone against travelling by DTC.  However, adventurous as he
was, he boarded a DTC bus one day and much to his consternation, noticed the
following on the back of the seat:

Look under your seat
There WOULD be a bomb
Raise Alarm
Earn AWARD

This was his first ever DTC ride, and needless to say, his last one!
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From: Puneet Sharma (puneetsh@girtab.usc.edu)

Before it was called DTC it was called as DTU(Delhi Traffic Union)
but was popularly known as DTU(Don't Trust Us).

Also in DTC, DMS goes for free, no tickets. DMS stands not for
Delhi Milk Scheme but for Dhaka Mukki Staff..
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DTC: Delhiwaaloonki Tangentoodo Corporation
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College Jokes:
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From: Agastya Kohli (kohlaga@minna.acc.iit.edu)

Three things come to mind from St. Stephens College, New Delhi.

1. Step-Hens college!

2. One of the things fatchhas in Hindu College were made to say during ragging:
   "Stephens girao, Mandir Banao."

3. Wilson Public School....????? :)   (BTW. Stephen's princi was Anil Wilson).
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