A well dressed man was having a dinner in "Kake Da Hotel".
After he finished his dinner, he started to wash his hands
with table and chair. The owner saw him and got real angry
and asked, "Have you had dinner in some nice hotel before?"

Man: "Ya!" "I had dinner once in Ashoka Hotel."
Owner: "There also, you washed your hands with table and chair?"
Man: "Yes, I did."
Owner: "Nobody told you anything!"
Man: "They kicked me and said
     'agar ase hi karna hai to kisi Kake Da Hotel mae jake khana khaa'.
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Banta singh happened to be in a queue at a railway station ticket
counter  with a man ahead of him.

'Ek Punjab mail dena', (Give me one for the punjab mail) demanded
the man in front. He was given a ticket.

(*** Punjab mail is name of the train **)

Then came the turn of Banta singh ,' Ikk Punjab female dena '

'What do you mean by punjab female?' asked the clerk

'it is for my wife', replied Banta singh.