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Hi, hi! I hope you have fun in here,

Hello and welcome. I'm Mr. Ferret, the creator of the K.C. Game Room. As you can see, I've been extremely busy putting jokes on this page. I could really use a break! Luckily, since I'm such a smart little ferret, I have come up with an idea. You kids can help me! If you have a joke that you like, please e-mail it to the link below. Your joke might even get published here- WOW! Well, even if you don't send any jokes, feel free to read what I have so far. Oh, I almost forgot! There are TEN NEW GAMES at the bottom of this page and they're all REALLY FUN! Hooray!


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JOKES

"What do you get when you cross a karate expert and a pig? Pork chops!"

"What's the difference between a ballerina and a duck? One goes quick on her pretty legs and the other goes quack on her pretty eggs!"

"Why did the man put a radio in the refrigerator? He wanted to hear cool music!"

"How can you tell which end of a worm is the head? Tickle it and see which end laughs!"

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Cockadoodle.." "Cockadoodle, who?" "Not cockadoodle who, you silly head! Cockadoodledoo!"

"What do frogs drink?" "Croak a Cola."

Two little snakes were wiggling along the side of the road when the first little snake turned to the second little snake and asked, "Are we poisonous?" The second little snake asked,"Why?" Then the first little snake replied, "Because I just bit my lip!"

I can make words disappear and the more you use me, the smaller I get. What am I?.......................................An eraser :)

ANOTHER GAME: Click on "wanna change the background" at the top of the page and enter your name. The the background will change to fit your name!


THE    SILLY    GAME

Before you start playing the game, have an adult hide peanuts, marbles, or any other small objects,(about 100,) somewhere,(like your house or yard.) Then kids seperate into two teams -the dogs and the cats. Captains of the teams are also chosen. Each captain has a plastic bag. On "GO," the players of each team get on their hands and knees and search for the objects. When one is found a player "barks" or "meows," depending on which team he or she is on. The team captain then runs over and puts the object in the bag,(the captain can search too!) This is a great game used to "break the ice" with new kids.