One rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows
of an alley halfway down the block. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure
leaped into the cab and slammed the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away,
he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat."Where
to?" he stammered.
"Union Station," answered the woman.
"You got it," he said, taking another long glance in the mirror.
The woman caught him staring at her and asked, "Just what the heck are you looking
at, driver?"
"Well ma'am, I noticed that you're completely naked, and I was just wondering how
you'll pay your fare."
The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled at the driver and
said, "Does this answer your question?"
Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, "Got anything smaller?"