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...to boldy *@$% where no one has *@$% before:
Useless Crapioco:

Hermits have no peer pressue!

Ok, well it's winter and I'm bored...again. And it's Friday night and the roads are bad so I'm not going anywhere...I know what you're thinking, aka loser. Yup. So I'm being...or at least attempting to be philosophical. And I'm going to become a hermit and live at Buttermilk !

The sum intelligence on the Earth is a constant,the population is growing.

Questionable Questions

When you choke a smurf, what color does it become?

(See Also
Papa Smurf's a Communist)

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?

What's a synonym for thesaurus?

When a cow laughs does milk come up his nose?

If you're cross-eyed and dyslexic, can you read alright?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked?


smurfs have been choked by Luna.