BATH SIZE DIAL
Please do not
leave any more of those little bars
of soap in my bathroom since I have brought my
own bath-sized Dial. Please remove the six
unopened little bars from the shelf under the
medicine chest and another three in the shower
soap dish. They are in my way. Thank you,
S. Berman
Dear Room 635,
I am not your regular maid. She will be back
tomorrow, Thursday, from her day off. I took the
3 hotel soaps out of the shower soap dish as you
requested. The 6 bars on your shelf I took out of your way and put on top of your Kleenex dispenser in case you should change your mind. This leaves
only the 3 bars I left today which my
instructions from the management is to leave 3
soaps daily. I hope this is satisfactory. Kathy,
Relief Maid
Dear Maid -- I hope you are my regular maid.
Apparently Kathy did not tell you about my note
to her concerning the little bars of soap. When I got back to my room this evening I found you had
added 3 little Camays to the shelf under my
medicine cabinet. I am going to be here in the
hotel for two weeks and have brought my own
bath-size Dial so I won't need those 6 little
Camays which are on the shelf. They are in my way when shaving, brushing teeth, etc. Please remove
them.
S. Berman
Dear Mr. Berman,
My day off was last Wed. so the relief maid left
3 hotel soaps which we are instructed by the
management. I took the 6 soaps which were in your way on the shelf and put them in the soap dish
where your Dial was. I put the Dial in the
medicine cabinet for your convenience. I didn't
remove the 3 complimentary soaps which are always placed inside the medicine cabinet for all new
check-ins and which you did not object to when
you checked in last Monday. Please let me know if I can of further assistance.
Your regular maid,
Dotty
Dear Mr. Berman,
The assistant manager, Mr. Kensedder, informed me this A.M. that you called him last evening and
said you were unhappy with your maid service. I
have assigned a new girl to your room. I hope you will accept my apologies for any past
inconvenience. If you have any future complaints
please contact me so I can give it my personal
attention. Call extension 1108 between 8AM and
5PM. Thank you. Elaine Carmen Housekeeper
Dear Miss Carmen,
It is impossible to contact you by phone since I
leave the hotel for business at 745 AM and don't
get back before 530 or 6PM. That's the reason I
called Mr. Kensedder last night. You were already off duty. I only asked Mr. Kensedder if he could
do anything about those little bars of soap. The
new maid you assigned me must have thought I was
a new check-in today, since she left another 3
bars of hotel soap in my medicine cabinet along
with her regular delivery of 3 bars on the
bath-room shelf. In just 5 days here I have
accumulated 24 little bars of soap. Why are you
doing this to me?
S. Berman
Dear Mr. Berman,
Your maid, Kathy, has been instructed to stop
delivering soap to your room and remove the extra soaps. If I can be of further assistance, please
call extension 1108 between 8AM and 5PM. Thank
you, Elaine Carmen,
Housekeeper
Dear Mr. Kensedder,
My bath-size Dial is missing. Every bar of soap
was taken from my room including my own bath-size Dial. I came in late last night and had to call
the bellhop to bring me 4 little Cashmere
Bouquets.
S. Berman
Dear Mr. Berman,
I have informed our housekeeper, Elaine Carmen,
of your soap problem. I cannot understand why
there was no soap in your room since our maids
are instructed to leave 3 bars of soap each time
they service a room. The situation will be
rectified immediately. Please accept my apologies for the inconvenience.
Martin L. Kensedder
Assistant Manager
Dear Mrs. Carmen,
Who the hell left 54 little bars of Camay in my
room? I came in last night and found 54 little
bars of soap. I don't want 54 little bars of
Camay. I want my one damn bar of bath-size Dial.
Do you realize I have 54 bars of soap in here.
All I want is my bath size Dial. Please give me
back my bath-size Dial.
S. Berman
Dear Mr. Berman,
You complained of too much soap in your room so I had them removed. Then you complained to Mr.
Kensedder that all your soap was missing so I
personally returned them. The 24 Camays which had been taken and the 3 Camays you are supposed to
receive daily (sic). I don't know anything about
the 4 Cashmere Bouquets. Obviously your maid,
Kathy, did not know I had returned your soaps so
she also brought 24 Camays plus the 3 daily
Camays. I don't know where you got the idea this
hotel issues bath-size Dial. I was able to locate some bath-size Ivory which I left in your room.
Elaine Carmen
Housekeeper
Dear Mrs. Carmen,
Just a short note to bring you up-to-date on my
latest soap inventory. As of today I possess:
On shelf under medicine cabinet 18 Camay in 4
stacks of 4 and 1 stack of 2.
On Kleenex dispenser 11 Camay in 2 stacks of 4
and 1 stack of 3. On bedroom dresser 1 stack of 3 Cashmere Bouquet, 1 stack of 4 hotel size Ivory,
and 8 Camay in 2 stacks of 4. Inside medicine
cabinet 14 Camay in 3 stacks of 4 and 1 stack of
2. In shower soap dish 6 Camay, very moist. On
northeast corner of tub 1 Cashmere Bouquet,
slightly used. On northwest corner of tub 6
Camays in 2 stacks of 3. Please ask Kathy when
she services my room to make sure the stacks are
neatly piled and dusted. Also, please advise her
that stacks of more than 4 have a tendency to
tip. May I suggest that my bedroom window sill is not in use and will make an excellent spot for
future soap deliveries. One more item, I have
purchased another bar of bath sized Dial which I
am keeping in the hotel vault in order to avoid
further misunderstandings.
S. Berman