Welcome to my page of sound files.
Here you will find all sorts sounds, I have broken them into Sections. If you don't know how to download sounds you had better find out or this page will be no fun at all, except for the moving background. If you have some I don't, tell me. I want them.
Click here to download the midi file from the main page.
A Section
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1! 2! 5! Three sir. Three! |
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Ah I see you have a machine that goes ding |
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We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating. |
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Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses |
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Arrrrrg. The last words of some Joe guy |
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Consult the book of armaments |
B Section
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No chance English bedwetting types. |
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I'm getting better. No you're not you'll be stone dead in a moment. |
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I'll bite your legs off! |
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What're ya gonna do bleed on me? |
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Go and boil your bottoms son's of a silly person. |
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Robins minstrels singing. |
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Who are the Brittons? |
C Section
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I don't want to go on the cart. |
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You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' em together. |
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And now for something completely different. |
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Cut down a tree with a herring?! |
D-I Section
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Bring out your dead. |
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Death awaits you all with big nasty sharp pointy teeth. |
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But I don't want any of that. |
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What and eccentric performance |
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I fart in your general direction. |
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What is your favorite color? |
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I'm french why do you think I have this outrageous accent. |
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I'll bet you're gay. No I'm not. |
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(God speaking) Of course its a good idea. |
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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. |
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I feel happy! |
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How'd you become king then? |
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Bloody hell. |
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What the Knights of Ni say now |
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I'm Invincible! |
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It's a bit runny sir. |
J-M Section
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Monks Chanting. |
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King of the who? |
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We are the knights who say Ni ni ni. |
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You're a loony. |
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Like armaments with different stuff at the start (this one is better) |
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Thhhwack message for you sir. |
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Must be a king. Hasn't got sh*t all over 'im. |
N-Q Section
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She turned me into a newt.... A newt? I got better. |
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Whats 'e do nibble your bum? |
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The constitutional peasant, long but good. |
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I don’t wanna talk to you no more… |
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None shall pass. |
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Predictably its noo. |
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That's no ordinary rabbit. |
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Go and tell your master we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. |
R-W Section
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You know much that is hidden oh Tim. Quite. |
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He is roger the shrubber, he is funny. |
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Runawaaay! |
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There is a pestilance upon this land |
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I mean if I went 'round saying I was an emperor because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away! |
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Tis but a scratch. |
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We want...... a shrubbery!! |
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Lets not go to Camelot, it is a silly place. |
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African or European swallow? |
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Go away or shall taunt you a second time. |
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The lady of the lake held aloft Excaliber..... |
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What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? |
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Come and see the violence inherent in the system. |
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Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who. |
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You tiny brained wipers of other peoples bottoms. |
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Look you stupid bastard you've got no arms left! Yes I have, its mearly a flesh would. |
Coming soon wav files from "Life of Brian" and "The Meaning of Life".
