| Name | Size | Description |
| AQUADUCT.WAV | "The aquaduct?" | |
| BEWOMAN.WAV | "I want to be a woman." | |
| BIGNOSE.WAV | "Big-nose!" | |
| BIGUS.WAV | "Bigus Dickus" | |
| BLINDSEE.WAV | "I was blind and now I can see." | |
| BOX.WAV | "Where's the fetus going to gestate? Are you going to keep it in a box?" | |
| BUTTOCKS.WAV | "Incontinentia Buttocks" | |
| CARDIAC.WAV | "I think I'm about to have a cardiac arrest." | |
| CHEESE.WAV | "Blessed are the cheese makers." | |
| CRUX.WAV | "Crucifixion lasts hours!
It's a slow, horrible death!"
"Well, at least it gets you out in the open air." |
|
| DIFFRENT.WAV | "Yes, we are all different!"
"I'm not." |
|
| DISCUSS.WAV | "This calls for immediate discussion!" | |
| DOGOODER.WAV | "Bloody do-gooder!" | |
| DREAMSPT.WAV | "I sometimes hang awake at night, dreaming of being spat at in the face." | |
| FAVRTISM.WAV | "Bloody favourtism!" | |
| FOOT.WAV | "Oh, my foot!" | |
| GIGGLE.WAV | "Anybody else feel like a little giggle?" | |
| GOAHEAD.WAV | "Go ahead, be crucified, see if I care!" | |
| GOAWAY.WAV | "Go away!" | |
| HEARTHIS.WAV | "Wait 'til Bigus Dickus hears of this." | |
| HIDE.WAV | "You haven't given us time to hide." | |
| HOW.WAV | "How shall we fuck off, o Lord?" | |
| INDIVID.WAV | "You're all individuals!"
"Yes, we are all individuals!" |
|
| LINELEFT.WAV | "Crucifixion?"
"Yes." "Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each." |
|
| LUCKY.WAV | "You lucky, lucky bastard." | |
| LUMPS.WAV | "We got lumps of it 'round the back." | |
| MESSIAH.WAV | "I am not the Messiah!" | |
| NAUGHTY.WAV | "He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy." | |
| PISSOFF.WAV | "Piss off!" | |
| PLEASING.WAV | "There's no pleasing some
people."
"That's just what Jesus said, sir." |
|
| SEXSEX.WAV | "Sex, sex, sex, that's all they think about, eh?" | |
| SQUAD.WAV | "Suicide squad, attack!" | |
| STUPID.WAV | "You stupid bastard!" | |
| SUNRISE.WAV | "If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off." | |
| THWOW.WAV | "Thwow him to the floor." | |
| WASTE.WAV | "This is a complete waste of time." | |
| WASTLIFE.WAV | "It's such a senseless waste of human life, isn't it?" | |
| WEIRDO.WAV | "Weirdo!" | |
| WOGER.WAV | "I shall welease Woger!" | |
| WOLFNIPL.WAV | "Wolf nipple chips! Get them while they're hot! They're lovely!" | |
| WOMAN.WAV | "Your father was a Woman?" | |
| WOMEN.WAV | "Are there any women here today?" | |
| WUN.WAV | "Well, Bwian, you've given
us a good wun for our money."
"A what?" |
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