| Name | Size | Description |
| AGRAIL.WAV | "A grrrraillll?" | |
| APOLOGY.WAV | "Every time I try to talk to someone it's 'sorry' this and 'forgive me' that and 'I'm not worthy'!" | |
| ARGH.WAV | "Aaarrrggghhh!" | |
| ARMS.WAV | "Consult the book of armaments!" | |
| BEDWET.WAV | "No chance, English bed-wetting types." | |
| BISCUIT.WAV | "All right, all right. We'll kill him first and then have tea and biscuits." | |
| BITELEGS.WAV | "I'll bite your legs off!" | |
| BLEED.WAV | "What are you going to do, bleed on me?" | |
| BRITAINS.WAV | "Who are the Britons?" | |
| COCONUT.WAV | "You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're banging them together." | |
| CUTDOWN.WAV | "Cut down a tree with a herring?" | |
| DEAD.WAV | "Bring out your dead!" | |
| ECENTRIC.WAV | "What an eccentric performance." | |
| FART.WAV | "I fart in your general direction." | |
| FAVE.WAV | "What is your favourite colour?" | |
| FRENCH.WAV | "I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?" | |
| GAY.WAV | "Bet you're gay."
"No, I'm not." |
|
| GOODIDEA.WAV | "Good idea, O Lord."
"Course it's a good idea!" |
|
| GRENADE.WAV | "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits in thy mercy." | |
| HAMSTER.WAV | "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries." | |
| HAPPY.WAV | "I feel happy!" | |
| HELL.WAV | "Oh, bloody hell." | |
| HERRING.WAV | "You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring!" | |
| HOWKING.WAV | "Well, how do you become king, then?" | |
| ICKY.WAV | "Ekki ekki ekki ekki pikang zoom-boing" | |
| INTRMSN.WAV | The theme from the intermission. | |
| JC.WAV | "Jesus Christ!" | |
| KINGWHO.WAV | "King of the who?" | |
| KNIGHT.WAV | "I'm invincible!" | |
| KNIGHTS.WAV | "We are the knights who say 'ni!'" | |
| LOONEY.WAV | "You're a looney." | |
| MESSAGE.WAV | "Message for you, sir." | |
| MONKS.WAV | The monks' chant. "Pie Iesu Domine. Dona Eis Requiem." | |
| MUSTBE.WAV | "Who's that, then?"
"I don't know. Must be a king." "Why?" "He hasn't got shit all over him." |
|
| NEWT.WAV | "Well, she turned me into
a newt!"
"A newt?" "I got better." |
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| NI.WAV | "Ni!" | |
| NIBBLE.WAV | "What's he do, nibble your bum?" | |
| NONEPASS.WAV | "None shall pass." | |
| NOO.WAV | "Noo!" | |
| NOTDEAD.WAV | "I'm not dead!" | |
| 125.WAV | "One, two, five!"
"Three, sir." "Three!" |
|
| ORDINARY.WAV | "That's no ordinary rabbit." | |
| POINTY.WAV | "Death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth." | |
| PULL.WAV | "Pull the other one!" | |
| QUEST.WAV | "Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest." | |
| QUITE.WAV | "You know much that is
hidden, o Tim."
"Quite." |
|
| RAZ.WAV | Frenchman razzing King Arthur. | |
| REPRESS.WAV | "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!" | |
| ROGER.WAV | "I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design and sell shrubberies." | |
| RUNAWAY.WAV | "Run away!" | |
| SADTIMES.WAV | "There is a pestilence upon this land." | |
| SCRATCH.WAV | "'Tis but a scratch." | |
| SHRUB.WAV | "A shrubbery!" | |
| SHRUB2.WAV | "Another shrubbery!" | |
| SILLY.WAV | "On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place." | |
| SOD.WAV | "You silly sod!" | |
| SPANK.WAV | "Yes, you must give us all a good spanking!" | |
| SPLAT.WAV | The prince falling out of the tower and hitting the ground. | |
| STRANGE.WAV | "What a strange person." | |
| SWALLOW.WAV | "What do you mean? An African or a European swallow?" | |
| TART.WAV | "You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you." | |
| TAUNT.WAV | "Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time." | |
| TESTE.WAV | "We fire arrows in the tops of your heads and make castanets out of your testacles already." | |
| TIM.WAV | "There are some who call me Tim." | |
| TIMGRAIL.WAV | "You seek the holy grrrailll." | |
| VELOCITY.WAV | "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?" | |
| VIOLENCE.WAV | "Come and see the violence inherent in the system!" | |
| WHOKILL.WAV | "Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who." | |
| WIPE.WAV | "You tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!" | |
| WITCH.WAV | "We have found a witch. May we burn her?" | |
| WOUND.WAV | "Look, you stupid bastard,
you've got no arms left."
"Yes, I have." "Look!" "It's just a flesh wound." |
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