I've fucked of your family members

Late Breaking News (8/30/00)

DREW STARTS NEW JOB AT WENDY'S--SPENDS ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS!

Drew, blinded by the thought of a new source of income, reportedly went on a shopping spree today that saw him spending well over his budget. Here's the official list of items he purchased today:
$5 in gas
Evil Ernie: Trauma (part 1 of 3)
Evil Ernie: Trauma (part 2 of 3)
a 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew
2 slices of pizza from Gino's
Eckerd brand "White Glue"

This comes as a shock to all. We ask that you keep Drew and his family in your prayers.

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the Drew P. Balls shrine


I was so embarassed after my sex affair with Mandy Moore...did you know she's only 15!?!? I don't go for that sorta thing, pubescence is so overrated.


click here for a glimpse at Drews much anticipated new project!!!


September 26th
AFI "The Art Of Drowning"
A New Found Glory "s/t"

THIRD SEASON
Green Day "Warning" (Oct. 3rd)
The Offspring "TBA" (November)
Propagandhi "Today's Empires, Tomorrow's Ashes"
GOB "The World According To Gob

2001
The Ataris "End Is Forever"


My dick pad!
Jizz In It! | Look At The White, Sticky Mess!

The links to the infamous "Dick Pad" haven't worked in months, so I guess she's dead. Nevermind that, email Drew personally -- SPAM HIS ASS!