"It's the millennium motives are incidental"

-Randy talking to Billy & Stu

"There are certain rules one must abid by in order to successfully survive a scary movie Number one you can never have sex number two you can never drink or do drugs and number three you can never under any circumstances say you will be right back because you won't be back."

-Randy talking to people at party

"Here are some super trilogy rules. 1 you got a killer who's going to be superhuman, stabbing him won't work shooting him won't work. Basically in the third one you got cryogenicelly freeze his head, decapitate him, or blow him up. Number 2 anyone even the main character can die, this means you Sid, I'm sorry, it's the final chapter, it could be fucking resovoire dogs by the time this things through. Number 3 the past will come back to bite you in the ass, whatever you think you know about the past, forget it, the past is not at rest, any sins you think were commited are about to break out and destroy you. So in closing good luck, godspeed and for some of you, i'll see you soon, because the rules says some of you won't make it, I didn't"

-Randy in Scary Movie 101 video