A badass storms out of the bathroom at the beginning of the movie. Little does he know.....
....that he's being stalked by a pair of vampires. But that's okay because he's just a fictional character in the imagination of the two dorks who think their vamps.
Maximillan listens intently as he and Bartholomew hatch a plan to find a vampire.
....little do they know that one is living in their closet.
The dorks stop in their tracks as they run into Lenny the frat brother. Lenny harasses them before they go on their way.
The vampire hunters meet to track down the blood hungry menace.
Lenny makes a comment to the wrong person....
....and pays for it.
The vampire hunters come across Lenny's hanging body. They think that it might actually be a clue.