Let's go out in the cool night air
Don't you know that I really don't care
You can drive my foreign car
Without any gas, you won't get very far


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Why can't I talk to you
Why can't I talk to you
What is that you do
Why can't I talk to you


Nothing seems to get through to you
I'm still drunk on Mountain Dew
When I see you looking like that
You're about as warm as a baseball bat
You always want me to play the fool
But you couldn't pass summer school


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You left my goldfish out in the sun
You're still saying I'm number one
El Diablo is a good name for a fish
But you didn't make it to my final wish


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