There's nothing to do in Skowhegan, except when Kevin Bacon comes to town. Our 3 virgins are shocked and amazed beyond all belief to learn that their favorite actor is coming to film Footloose 2.
"It's hard being a modern day pirate, in this world of wreckage." The pirates enjoy the status quo of Skowhegan and don't like people from Hollywood coming to their town.
The isolationist pirates decide that they could put this crazy world back on track if they "get" the fans of Kevin Bacon.
The boys aren't having much luck finding Kevin Bacon, so after being chased by vampires, they decide to take a breather.
Is that a vampire?
Nope, it's two vampires.
Vern is absolutely terrified.
The vampires decide to take a breather, too. After all, the boys are pretty dumb and they'll find them later, after all they're vampires!
Maureen Biser, Queen of Plums and the object of desire for our three virgins.
"There's nothing better, than snacks with cheddar."
The vampires are shocked as Kevin Bacon comes out of nowhere to vanquish their evil.
The pirates see the dead vampires, and decide that Kevin Bacon was great in "Flatliners." Then, they walk into the sunset together.
