FOR
FEMALES ONLY!
NOTE: you must be 18 or older to join The Obscene Tape of the Month Club (OTMC). If you meet this requirement, say "Yes". By saying "Yes", OTMC is not responsible for anything. You are responsible for everything.
The first 50 years are free. After
that, it will cost you USD $100.00 a month.
Don't Sit at Home
and wait for the phone to ring anymore. Don't buy an answering machine. Most obscene callers don't like to leave a message and they may not be home when you return their call. Instead,
Join Obscene Tape of the Month Club
and you can play the tapes anytime at home, at your leisure.
In case you miss a word or enjoy a certain portion of heavy breathing,
there will be no need to interrupt the caller and ask him to repeat it.
You simply rewind the tape, hit the play button and enjoy it all over again.
Never Worry About Missing Another Obscene Phone Call
Join OTMC and wait for the mail to deliver your tape to you. You will receive a 10 minute tape (5 minutes each side) within the first 5 working days of each month.
Click here to send your request to Dirty Old Men of America (DOMA). At DOMA we have the world's finest perverts including those who have been released from jail for making obscene phone calls.
Money back guarantee:
If, after listening for free for 50 years, you aren't satisfied, tough
..... Play your free tapes again, if you haven't worn them out.
Alternate Plan
Send your phone number and DOMA will foreward it to the best perverted obscene phone caller available. Be sure to include the best time for him to call.
Note: In the event it is a long distance
call, you will be called collect.
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Note: The preceeding is only a joke. There is no OTMC or DOMA that I know of. But don't worry, someone is sure to pick up on this and create a DOMA and OTMC.
