Don't Mess With The A.M.


From time to time I have encountered problems with people on the discussion board. People who think it's OK to come and go as they please, people that don't ask to be excused from the board, people who give me lip....things like that. Here's what happened to some of them. I hope this serves as a warning to anyone who thinks that messing with the attendance monitor is a smart thing.


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Helga
Helga Schmidt thought she was smart. Thought she could go AWOL from the discussion board and noone would notice. Helga was wrong. Helga got hit with the A.M.'s hex. Helga used to look like this.......


Ex-Helga






Seymour
Seymour L. Fishbourne... The boards' ladies man....that is, until I caught up with him. I didn't take kindly to his "wandering eye". So...... I burned his eyeballs out with "that look" of mine.






Velma
Velma G. messed with the A.M., too. I hope she likes having a banana permanently attached to her hand!






Jennifer
Jennifer N......thought she could come and go as she pleased. Mumbled something about free will. (Free will? What's that?!?!?!) Challenged everything I said. Finally, I got tired of it. She got up close and personal with my hex, too. Her problem? Jennifer is 19.






fish
This person prefers anonymity. She took time off from the board to get away from it all. The only problem is that she didn't ask for my permission first. This is NOT "The Little Mermaid" folks. Not by a long shot!






BEFORE
Gary
Gary....the Anti-A.M......did whatever he could do to annoy me, make everyone go against me. Basically, tried to make my life a living hell. So, I hexed him.


AFTER
Gary
OK....So there's no difference in his appearance. I'm an attendance monitor, not a miracle worker! But really, he has changed. He's much tamer now.





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