Reflections Of An Attendance Monitor
My Favorite Quotes
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?.... Abraham Lincoln
People who have no faults are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.... Unknown
Lonely is a man without love....Englebert Humperdinck
If you can’t laugh at yourself, make fun of other people....Bobby Slayton
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come....Philander Chase Johnson
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight....Phyllis Diller
If you understood everything I said, you’d be me.... Miles Davis
Trying is the first step toward failure....Homer J. Simpson
When I hear the word 'culture' I reach for my gun....Hanns Johst
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin....
H.L. Mencken
Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed....
Alexander Pope
