The A.M. Lives!
As some of you recall, the adored and beloved attendance monitor was killed when her
massive book of attendance records hit her on the head. It was never determined if it was an accident
or murder.....too many suspects and not enough clues but let's just say that there are MANY people
on the discussion board who are capable of murder. (gary) But enough about that.
Let's get on with the facts regarding the A.M.'s death and rebirth.
When the A.M. was injured, the world's finest team of physicians and scientists were summoned
from around the globe to save her life. When it was determined that there was no hope, her head
was cyrogenically frozen until that time when technology could bring her back to life.
During this "off" time, your illustrious A.M. has been resting, haunting the board and hangin' with
another famous frozen head....Walt Disney.
In fact, it was her idea that Disney Studios remake "Flubber."
Not the best movie, but her strong suit is attendance monitoring, not film making. But I digress....
Now technology is finally able to bring your all-powerful A.M. back to life. Yes.....she's back and
badder than ever! Rise and salute her! You know her, you love her, you can't live without her......
It's the new improved ROBO-A.M.!
True, she's not quite the same as she used to be but I think she's even better. Just try to go
AWOL now!