Bumper Stickers
Bumper Stickers
These are bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:
- HONK! If you had sex with the President
- Clinton: We forgive you . . . Now Resign!
- Al Gore: One heartthrob from the Presidency
- Adultry is not a family value
- Does character matter YET?
- America needs a President Not a Predator
- One More Whore And We Get Gore
- Bill Clinton: Commander in Heat
- My President Fooled Around with Your Honor Student
- Jail to the Chief
- Today kids no longer play doctor, they play President
- The Clinton Creed: Take Credit Not Responsibility
- If his private life doesn't matter, let him date your
daughter.
Random Bumper Stickers:
- I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send money.
- Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy.
- Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery.
- As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
- F U CN RD THS U CNT SPL WRTH A DM!
- Eschew obfuscation.
- Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
- Keep honking, I'm reloading.
- WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition
- It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
- Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
- Gene Police: YOU!! Out of the pool!
- My reality check just bounced.
- Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.
- No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.
- I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
- Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
- Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
- I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
- Hard work has a future payoff, laziness pays off now.
- I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
- Forget about World Peace...Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
- Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
- Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself.
- We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
- Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
- Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
- Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
- Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
- I doubt, therefore I might be.
- Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
- The older you get, the better you realize you were.
- Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday
- If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
- Dyslexics have more fnu.
- Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
- Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
- God must love stupid people, he made so many.
- Entropy isn't what it used to be.
- 186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it's the LAW.
- The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
- Warning: Driver carries poetic license.
- Hang up and drive.
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