An Eclectic Plethora of Quotes

Childhood is short and maturity is forever.

--Bill Watterson

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.

--Anonymous

Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.

--Stanislaw J. Lee

I believe I've found the missing link between animal and civilized man. It is us.

--Konrad Lorenz

In every genius there is a touch of insanity.

--Anonymous

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

--Anonymous

The difference between reality and fiction? Fiction has to make sense.

--Tom Clancy

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

--Mark Twain

You can't depend on your judgement when your imagination is out of focus.

--Mark Twain

God tells me how he wants his music played, and you get in His way.

--Arturo Toscanini

Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us wordy evidence of the fact.

--George Eliot

In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded a bad idea.

--Douglas Adams

There are three side effects of acid. Enhanced long term memory, decreased short term memory, and I forget the third.

--Timothy Leary

Somebody's boring me--I think it's me.

--Dylan Thomas

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

--Oscar Wilde

It is my supposition that the Universe in not only queerer than we imagine, is queerer than we CAN imagine.

--B.S. Haldane

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.

--Woody Allen

The two most abundant things in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.

--Harlan Ellison

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world.

--Peter York

Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.

--Matt Groening

If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend.

--Stone Temple Pilots

Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.

--Nietchze

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam. I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

--Woody Allen

The earth? Oh, the earth will be gone in a few seconds...I'm going to blow it up. It's obstructing my view of Venus.

--Marvin the Martian

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