If I Wasn't Shy

I'd burn all the uniforms
I'd burn all the "Ask Me" buttons
I'd burn all the intercoms
I'd burn all the time clock cards

I'd steal somebody's Cadillac
I'd steal anything that I lack
I'd steal all the microphones
from all the masters of ceremony

I'd ask you, if you don't mind,
to kiss you a hundred times

--They Might Be Giants
(Okay, this is actually a song, but it was too long to put in my random lyric generator, so....)

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