Enough soundbytes to feast your ears upon for all time! Please let me know if any of these files aren't working properly or if you have any that I can add to it!

• Ash -- My name is Ash and I am a slave. (121KB)
  
  
• NEW Ash -- Close as I can figure it the year is 1300 AD, and I am being dragged to my death. It wasn't always like this. I had a real life once. (260KB)
  
  
• Ash -- Necronomicon Ex Mortis... The Book of the Dead. (107KB)
  
  
• Ash -- It came back, big time. (228KB)
  
  
• NEW Ash -- It got into my hand, and it went bad. So I lopped it off at the wrist. (115KB)
  
  
• Ash -- Easy now chief. (45KB)
  
  
• Ash -- I never even saw these *ssholes before! (251KB)
  
  
• Henry -- I am Henry the Red, Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northland and neighbor of its peoples.
  Ash -- Well hello Mr. Fancypants. I got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now. Jack and Shit. And Jack left town. (374KB)
  
  
• Ash -- Alright. Who wants some. Who's next, huh? How 'bout it. Who wants some. Huh? Who wants to have a little! You. You want some more? Huh? You want a little? Do ya? You want some more? Huh? Huh? (1409KB)
  
  
• Ash -- Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up. (58KB)
  
  
• Ash and shotgun -- (boom!) That's it. (177KB)
  
  
• Ash -- See this? this is my boomstick! 12-gauge double-barrelled Remington. S-mart's top-of-the-line. (240KB)
  
  
• Ash -- It's a 12-gauge double-barrelled Remington. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. (178KB)
  
  
• Ash -- That's right. Shop Smart, Shop S-mart. (329KB)
  
  
• Ash -- Shop Smart, Shop S-mart. YOU GOT THAT?!?! (190KB)
  
  
• Ash -- It's a trick. Get an axe. (145KB)
  
  
• Possessed woman -- You shall die! (118KB)
  
  
• Possessed woman -- You shall never obtain the Necronomicon!! (80KB)
  
  
• Ash -- Yo, she-b***h, let's go. (70KB)
  
  
• Ash -- Ash shooting the possessed woman with the shotgun behind his back (233KB)
  
  
• Ash -- Groovy (22KB)
  
  
• Ash to Sheila-- What's the matter, you raised in a barn? Shut the door... raised in a barn like all the other primitives. (167KB)
  
  
• Ash -- Don't touch that please. Your primitive intellect wouldn't understand alloys and compositions.. and things with molecular structures and the...(169KB)
  
  
• Ash to Sheila-- First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me, (spit) blow. (126KB)
  
  
• Ash -- Gimme some sugar, baby. (8KB)
  
  
• Ash -- Hyah! Mech. arm sounds Groovy. (130KB)
  
  
• Wiseman -- This path will lead you to an unholy place. (121KB)
  
  
• Arthur -- When thou retrievest the book from its cradle you must recite the words.. Klatu, Verata, Nictu.
  Ash -- Klatu Verata Nictu.
  Arthur -- Well, repeat them.
  Ash -- Klatu Verata Nictu.
  Arthur -- Again!
  Ash -- I got it I got it! I know your damn words, alright? (833KB)
  
  
• Ash -- Klatuu, Verata, Nicto (53KB)
  
  
• Ash -- I got it I got it! I know your damn words, alright? (133KB)
  
  
• little Ashes-- RAMMING SPEED!! (78KB)
  
  
• Ash -- You lousy little... (82KB)
  
  
• Ash -- Oh you little bastards! (28KB)
  
  
• Ash -- How 'bout some hot chocolate, huh? Hahahha! (69KB)
  
  
• NEW Ash -- London bridges falling down, falling down, fallin dow..hahahahaha.. (279KB)
  Little Ashes -- My fairy lady, hah!
  
  
• Bad Ash -- I'm bad Ash, and you're good Ash. You're a goodie little two-shoes. You're a goodie little two-shoes, goodie little two-shoes! (boom!)
  Ash -- Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun. (578KB)
  
  
• Bad Ash -- I'm bad Ash, and you're good Ash. (31KB)
  
  
• Ash -- Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun. (74KB)
  
  
• Ash -- Hey, what's that you got on your face?
  Bad Ash -- Huh? *blargghhg* *blargh* (107KB)
  
  
• Ash -- Three books... wait a minute, hold up, nobody said anything about three books! (76KB)
  
  
• Ash -- Woah. Wrong book. (48KB)
  
  
• Ash -- Oh.. ooohhh you... (116KB)
  
  
• Ash -- I'll get back to you. (88KB)
  
  
• Ash -- Klatu, Verata, Ni*hack**cough**cough* (112KB)
  
  
• Wiseman -- Something's wrong. Something's amiss. (88KB)
  
  
• Bad Ash -- I.. live... again... (453KB)
  
  
• Bad Ash -- Oh, oh you miserable bags of bones! Pick yourselves up and sally for.. sally for.. sally forth. (304KB)
  
  
• Wiseman -- When you removed the Necronomicon from the cradle, did you speak the words? Ash -- Yeah, basically. (139KB)
  
  
• NEW Ash -- Now woah woah right there spinach chin. (45KB)
  
  
• Sheila -- What of all the sweet words you spoke in private.
  Ash -- Well that's just what we call pillow-talk, baby. (162KB)
  
  
• Ash -- Go ahead and run! Run home and cry to mama. Me? I'm through runnin'! (378KB)
  
  
• Ash -- I say we stay here and fight it out. (93KB)
  
  
• Arthur -- Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?
  Ash -- Nope. Just me baby, just me. (209KB)
  
  
• NEW Ash -- We can take these deadites, we can take 'em! With science. (130KB)
  
  
• Ash -- Maybe, just maybe my boys can stop them from gettin' that book. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot. (239KB)
  
  
• Possessed Sheila -- I may be bad. But I feel gooood. (228KB)
  
  
• Bad Ash -- Ohh that's gotta hurt! (35KB)
  
  
• NEW Ash -- Hey baby! (60KB)
  
  
• Bad Ash -- You sound like a jerk! (36KB)
  
  
• Ash -- Come to papa. (47KB)
  
  
• Bad Ash -- The book is mine. (44KB)
  
  
• Bad Ash -- Prepare to die! (74KB)
  
  
• Ash -- Say hello to the 21st century. (54KB)
  
  
• Bad Ash -- You're going down!
  Ash -- I'm going up.
  Bad Ash -- I'm comin' for ya! (245KB)
  
  
• Ash -- You're pissin' me off you lowly son of a b***h!! (151KB)
  
  
• Bad Ash -- I got a bone to pick with you! (44KB)
  
  
• Possessed Sheila -- You found me beautiful once.
  Ash -- Honey, you got real ugly. (139KB)
  
  
• Ash -- Buckle up bonehead, 'cuz you're going for a ride. (79KB)
  
  
• Some guy -- Did you say the words right this time?
  Ash -- Well, maybe I didn't say every single tiny little syllable, no.. but basically I said 'em. Yeah... basically. (191KB)
  
  
• Ash -- Lady I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.
  Possessed woman -- WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
  Ash -- The name's Ash, housewares. (226KB)
  
  
• Possessed woman -- I'll swallow your soul!
  Ash -- Come get some. (83KB)
  
  
• Ash -- Sure I could've stayed in the past. Could've even been king. But in my own way, I am king. Hail to the king baby. (358KB)
  
  
• Ash -- Hail to the king baby. (35KB)