Update 3/31/99

The only reason I am doing this is because the Tripod people are making me. So my page continues to suck ass two months after I originally stated that it sucks. Deal with it. I got a scanner. I am currently scanning shit. Soon I will have a page worth looking at. It won't be here though. It will be located on my school's server. No pop up boxes and all that.
Worship Ozzy. Happy April fools.

The photograph above was taken by Will Cole. It also appears on his own homepage. He is cool.

Choices:
1) My current homepage.
2) My future homepage.
3) Sign/View my guestbook.
3) Email my ass.