Issue six: Enter Kate writing the ultimate ‘men are scum’ article, using Jer as the subject. Oops.

Kate starts off as the ultimate feminist with a million stories about bastard boyfriends, convinced that Jer’s demeanour is an act. Unfortunately for Jer it turns out that Kate is Nils’ flatmate, but fortunately for Jer she’s actually ATTRACTED to him.

Quote: “I ain’t no sidekick, bitch.”