Tasteless Revenge
The FAQ
By Kefka (Dan Vincent (onewinged@yahoo.com))

It seems you have stumbled upon the lowly FAQ to my story! Prepare
to have some frequent (and not so frequent) questioned answered!

Q: What's the deal with Ramza? Isn't that the main character in Final Fantasy Tactics?

A: I stole the name. Easy as that. I felt Ramza is more of a feminine name anyway, so it fits. :)

Q: How did this whole story start?

A: Well, it sorta began one day in march. I was reading multichapter, megaepic stories, and thought, Why don't I do that? I was an established short story writer at the time, so I decided to go ahead and write one. But I needed ideas. And that's where your friendly local Brickroad comes in. Brick helped me write the preliminary parts to this story, and got a few major ideas, like the parts with Kefka, Sephy, and Shadow. After that, the story kinda took off as my own, and I write chapters as I go. I do not have any rigid story outline to follow, so things can get kind of wild if I don't watch myself.

Q: Who are your story previewers?

A: Brickroad, and anyone willing to read my chapters.

Q: What is the Ramza Age Guessing Game?

A: A game I like to play with people who haven't read TR, and generally visit the RPGamer FF series message board. The Ramza CG is in my signature, and I ask people how old they think she is. Until they get it right, or I get tired of it, I reveal the answer: Seven. I usually get called a pervert, pedophile, or both.

Q: What is it with Dallas, MacGyver, Pink Floyd, Star Trek, and Neil Diamond?

A: Ah, my many obsessions. Dallas and MacGyver are my fave TV shows. Star Trek is another show I like, but not like Dallas or MacGyver. Pink Floyd is my fave band, while Diamond is my fave singer. I always love twisting my personal interests in this story.

Q: What's this deal with Angus Murdoc?

A: Murdoc is my original villain. His last name is swiped from Murdoc, MacGyver's arch-nemesis. He has an eye that twitches involuntarily, and looks alot like Reeve.

Q: Why does Ramza use a lightsaber?

A: I was tired of her fighting with her hands, so I gave her a more elegant
weapon.

Q: Nate! He's a heart throb! *swoons*

A: Okay, what have you girls been smoking lately? *coughcoughellcryscoughcough*

Q: Why is nate's middle name Ruffo?

A: Nate is named after my best bud, Nathan Ruffo. Nate hasnt read this story, nor likes final fantasy, so he doesn't really get the credit he deserves.

Q: Who is this Angel Gabbiani person, and why does she draw all this good art?

A: Angel is my official TR illustrator. A great artist. She drew many pics of Ramza and Nate, and the first Murdoc pic too.

Q: Can I have some Ruffles?

A: No, get your own bag.

Q: Why did you switch Nate and Ramza's bodies around?

A: A pitiful attempt of mine to keep the story going longer. :) No, it was something Kefka had planned if he couldnt do anything else.

Q: I've noticed alot of references to real life things. What are PCB's?

A: PCB's = polychlorinated biphenyls. Carcinogens are they. G.E. dumped a bunch of them into the Housatonic river. They are in big trouble by the EPA, and pittsfield is divided because of it.

Q: What is a MST?

A: MST = Mystery Science Theater. A MST is a theater review kind of thing.

Q: Why do Nate and Ramza have theme songs?

A: Because I want them to have theme songs. Can't be FF without theme songs, can it?

Q: What has changed in the TR Digital Remaster?

A: The TR Digital Remaster is the HTMLized version of TR. It contains an updated FAQ, fixed plot holes, a few minor details changed, some grammatical fixes, a few scene changes, and some clarifications to certain places. I also fixed up a few mismatches.

Q: What is with "The Wall?"

A: The Wall is a Pink Floyd album. I chose many songs from it for dreams because they deal with a person named Pink Floyd. The Wall is a story in itself, and it revolves around a character named Pink Floyd. Most of the songs are about going insane, so they kind of fit the dream sequences.

Q: What is the official Soundtrack?

A: The TR SDTK. Contains:
 

  1. 1. High Hopes (Ramza's Theme) - Pink Floyd
  2. 2. Keep Talking (Nate's Theme) - Pink Floyd
  3. 3. Run Like Hell (Murdoc's Theme) - Pink Floyd
  4. 4. Brain Damage - Pink Floyd
  5. 5. Forever In Blue Jeans (The Only Non-Floyd song) - Neil Diamond
  6. 6. Another Brick In The Wall pt. 1 - Pink Floyd
  7. 7. What Do You Want From Me - Pink Floyd
  8. 8. Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd
  9. 9. Waiting For The Worms - Pink Floyd
  10. 10. The Trial - Pink Floyd
Songs 1, 2, 7 can be found on "The Division Bell," Pink Floyd. Songs 3, 6, 8, 9, 10 can be found on "The Wall," Pink Floyd, song 4 can be found on "The Dark Side of the Moon," Pink Floyd, and song 5 can be found on "Neil Diamond: His Greatest Hits, Vol. 2," Neil Diamond.

Q: Can I post TR on my site?

A: Yes, you can. BUT, please email me first! For several reasons.

  1. 1. So I can send you the ZIP of all the components.
  2. 2. So I can see your site.
  3. 3. So I can make sure you get updates if anything changes.
Well.. um.. I can't think of any more questions to write. Got one? email it to me at onewinged@yahoo.com

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