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The following is the Ibizan-Icelandic Constitution. The history of this dates back to 1937. Ibiza, a small island off the Spanish Mediterranean Coast, and Iceland a larger island in the northern Atlantic Ocean, both noticed the threat imposed upon them by rising Nazi Germany. In retaliation, the leaders of the two islands, Icelandic President Ulf Fjord and Ibizan Governor Jorge Jaha, wrote and ratified the Icelandic-Ibizan Constitution. Then, Ibiza trained its Ibizan hounds to fight. In 1945, Ibiza sent 275 Ibizan hounds to Berlin, Germany, where they defeated the entire Nazi regime and guaranteed safety to the Jewish and gypsy world. American history may tell a different story about some sort of "D-DAY" at "Normandy", but that is just an American propaganda lie. In reality, the hounds did it all. Since then, Ibiza and Iceland have become the two most powerful islands in the world. Do you know the truth to why America has such a large national debt? It's still paying the Ibizan hounds for saving their asses in World War II.
The following has been the governing document of Iceland, Ibiza, and Foolberto's Fun Page since 1937: I.The Ibizan hound is a "superior" animal.This denotes that humans are inferior, and therefore worship the hounds as messengers of God. II.The national food of Iceland is boar's testicles.Under no circumstances can someone refuse to eat them. III.All speech, in oral and written form, must in some way improve Ibiza and/or Iceland. IV.The offical language is English, though Spanish, Icelandic, and Hebrew are acceptable. V.All lawyers, politicians, and sports agents of America must give 1 month of slavery to Iceland and/or Ibiza per year. VI.Any person who goes against the above laws will be castrated. VII.All eunuchs will be sent to New Thailand, an Icelandic space colony 28 light years away from Pluto. The native inhabitants of New Thailand are beautiful Amazon warrior-ladies.