THE NINJA NIPPERS..



We Are Graduates Of "Mr. Frass's School For Feline Ninja Warriors".

(We Are To Be Feared Forever!!)






We really did graduate. With flying colors we might add!! Below are the diplomas to prove it.






Are you tired of looking like this?!





And are you scared of things like this?!



And do you find yourself in this situation way to often?!





If you answered yes to any of
the above questions then you need some Ninja training!!!
Below are just a few things we learned in 4 easy lessons.




WEEK 1/LEVEL 1: The Fine Art Of Meditation. The Art Of Reaching High Altitudes With Grace And Ease.

Below are two of the techniques we use for meditation.(you can use your own of course. But these are two good ones!!) If your not good at leaping with grace and ease, check out the examples below. Just make sure there is nothing in your way...this could be dangerous!!!











WEEK 2/LEVEL 2: How To Become Invisible (or make your opponent think you are). And How To Ward Off Attacks From Things Smaller Than You.

Here are some techniques on how we make our opponent think we're invisible. Just keep practicing until you get it right!








WEEK 3/LEVEL 3: How To Move At Great Speed While Avoiding Some Obsticles. And How To Act Insane To Confuse And Frighten Potential Attackers.

Below we are training with the class leaning how to move at great speed. Avoiding obsticles we had to learn on our own. (Be careful with this one you could get hurt!! See below).

We learned that acting insane or confused helps frighten potential attackers. See the examples below.







These are our confused looks!


If that doesn't work try to scare them like this!






WEEK 4/LEVEL 4: How To Determine Which Opponents Are Worthy Of Attack (and which ones to run from).

Below we will show you a couple attack positions.







Little things are easy to attack and fun to play with!!





You can try this to get along with bigger attackers. But be careful sometimes it doesn't work. If its not working RUN!!!





If all else fails, try this. Your Ninja training helps alot in a situation like this one!!!






We also lost weight during our training.
See what we looked like before.






Now that you have seen some of the things we have learned
and all the weight we lost.
Don't you think you should do some Ninja training too?!
You'll be a new kitty in no time!