THE FIFTY THREE FOXTROT QUESTIONS (VOLUME TWO)
by Felix Xavier Jinx (dictated by Peter Wainscott)

Introduction: Haven't had enough, eh? That's why I've shortened this one considerably,
so those of you with a life can still take part in mind numming entertainment such as this.
The scores on the last one were pretty good, with Lance Freeman topping the list with a 
sixty nine. Let's see if we can get a perfect on number two. The format's the same, 
with brand new questions from "Come Closer Roger, There's A Mosquito On Your Nose". 
This is the quiz you've waited three months for. You ready? Break out those treasuries,
and good luck!

Note: When asked for the location of a strip, please use Jinx Notation.

1. What time does Domino's stop delivering?
2. What's the secret ingredient in eggs a la Paige?
3. What's the formula for kinetic energy?
4. I hope Roger stcked up on fuses. What brand of Christmas lights are sitting 
on the roof?
5. How much did Jason's Flash mask cost?
6. Who directed "Journey to Babel"?
7. How often does the local train stop? 
8. How much does a glass of lemonade cost, after the mishap?
9. What's the brand name of that chocolate scented perfume?
10. The Battle of Stalingrad was fought in the winter of...?
11. What does "prithee" mean?
12. What hand did Paige have that beat Jason at poker?
13. What makes up ninety percent of the human brain?
14. Five letter word for humility.
15. Which rocket of Jason's was launched into low earth orbit?
16. What section, row, and seat was Peter's Springstein ticket for?
17. How much money did Eugene Blankenship lose?
18. Why did Peter shave his head?
19. Where are the fruit flies to remain?
20. Which video store did Paige and Jason get kicked out of?
21. $10.32 = how much Turkish Lira?
22. How long does it take to get a cup of coffee out of a shirt?
23. Which dinosaur, according to Jason, has telepathic powers?
24. Hmmm. Mr. Amend must like that game Clue. Which Clue character makes an appearence 
with Peter?
25. Just how did Paige and Tommy meet?
26. What do the beaches in Hawaii remind Jason of?
27. There are two characters in FoxTrot that are left handed. Who are they?
28. What on this earth would possess Roger to quadruple his normal golf bet with Fred?
29. What caused an abrupt end to Roger's passion of barbecuing one year? (Now mind
you, he's impervious to pain, burnt hair, and common sense.)
30. Which roller coaster goes through twice if you ride before noon?
31. If you were surfing the web, and stumbled upon Jason's site, where would you be
linked if you asked for a picture of Paige?
32. How many yards can Roger get off his 8 iron?
33. In the Sunday strip where Jason gives Paige an eye exam, the second panel contains
six letters that pretty much sum up Paige's position in life. What are they supposed to 
say?
34. There is only ONE occasion you can see Jason's pupils. Where?
35. What did Paige have to say to cause Jason's tutor fees to nosedive five hundred precent?
36. Who wrote "Binary Search Trees in C"?
37. Egad! The enemy has invaded! Where can you see a Dilbert cartoon in FoxTrot?
38. Why exactly did Peter Arnett quit?
39. Where can you find the roller coaster of Endless and Violent Vomet?
40. Who owns Flaunteroy, the rat dog from Heck?
41. What did it take Peter to keep Paige quiet about what time he came home?
42. How much do Jason's Amazing Filp Books cost?
43. Who's the author of FoxTrot? (Hey, last quiz had a free one. This one should too.)
44. Now that I'm thinking of it, what is the foxtrot?
45. What movie will make your windows flex?
46. What was the fate of Peter's "A Tale Of Two Cities" essay?
47. What's the name of the local movie theater?
48. How far away is Vega?
49. Man, that'll get you through a nuclear holocaust. What strength suntan lotion did 
Roger bring to Mosquito Falls?
50. What's Nicole's online name?
51. Why was Dante wrong?
52. Complete this sentence: "I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely..."
53. Who was responsible for that repulsive "Lance and the Boils" CD?

Like the shorter version? Cool. That means I'll be able to crank out more sooner. Thanks, 
and good night.