Freaky Gnomes Tribute To The I don't understand how can anyone find the spice girls a good pop band, have they got their ears stuffed full of cotton wool? they must have they are the biggest pile of crap ive ever seen, how can they have made a film? it was pointless, the only good use for their dolls are for mutilating with various sharp kitchen utensils or shotguns so without any further ado i present the  commandments of the spice girls. Thy navel must forever be uncovered.
Thou must always dress according to thy "Spicy Nickname".
Whilst thouest speaketh of "Girl Power" thy tits must be at least 3/4 uncovered and jiggling dangerously.
Thy bust must be of a higher number than thy IQ.
Thy shalt speak not of "Mel A."
If thou is stuck whilst thinking of a rhyming word, make one up.
Thy must posess no musical talent whatsoever.
Thy shalt think not more than twice a week.
Thy natural hair colour shalt remain forever a mystery.
Thou shalt always slam my body down, wind it all around, and zigizig
Thou shalt look silly, be silly and be retarded
Thou shalt express individuality while in a group of like-minded types.
Thou shall always be a wannabe
Thou shall not wear a bra
Thou must wear clothing too small for ones' self
Thou true sex shall never be revealed
Thou shalt only be talented at the art of lip-sinking.
Thou shalt not say a sentence with more than 2 words in an English Dictionary
Thou must have experience in hooking, lap dancing, stripping or any other activity of this kind.
Thou must continue the legacy left by Milli Vanilli and New Kids on the Block.
Thou must take the same route as bands such as take that (friendship, split down to 4 and then spliteth up
  20 uses for the spice girls cd A present for someone you hate.
A frisbee for your pet ferret.
A burglar alarm which will really scare intruders.
A stress relief device.
Something on which to test your new hammer and chisel.
The one thing in the world that will make Jehovah's Witnesses go away.
An arguement in favour of Australia becoming a republic.
An icon in a satanic ritual.
Something with which to slash your wrists.
A specimen in a study of the flammability of household products.
Proof of insanity in a trial.
A replacement washer in a large plumbing system.
Something shiny to give to a magpie so that it will stop taking your spoons.
A ring for your middle finger.
Something which you can be sure will sink.
A device for forcing confessions in a police interrogation.
An excuse to send letterbombs at random to adresses in the Nottinghamshire area.
Proof of the philisophical notion that humankind is essentially evil.
Something to test if your toilet flushes properly.
Relaxation music for the psycologically disturbed and mentally unbalanced. (This may mean you!) . This picture was given 2 me by an old gypsy, she said that it was what the spice girls would look like when they were 40! if you would like this pic email me. i will not post it on this site because of the nature of it!
Well do you hate the spice girls 2? do you have a anti spice girl site? well send me your url or any suggestions for imrovement and itll be done!