OHhhh derek harvie! I am in the land that your ancestors lived on! And i have found them! oh dear granny she is here, and so is grandaddy MacHarvey! They came down from the mountains to spend a day with me, and boy did i learn all about you ....
Oh dear sweet granny! your family left you and now you have to play outside the tourist office to make money to keep your sheep healthy so you can cut them open pull out their stomach and make haggis for dear grandpappy!
Sheep Shagging All the Day long - so thats what grandaddy does out in those fields!
awww look at cousin Liam McDougall - he kind of looks like derek, don't you think? hrm... maybe???
How long your kilt is, resembles how long your...cough cough...u know what i mean....is... oh my god derek harvie...who would have known!!!
