Dave's Confused Moment of the day ... or at least the most interesting Actually it happens more times then I would like to admit every day. My family confuses me, my friends confuse me, and my work confuses me. Fortunately computers do not confuse me, or else we could expect some horrible mouse accident in the upcoming college months. To end the dry spell of updates I decided to make a page about this. What better way to enjoy yourself then at my expense? It always worked before. So without further adeau... my confused moments! Here's how it works: I have a set for every week. They get archived. It gets updated everyday. So check it every day! There's some dialog, or the situation that confuses me. Enjoy! Week of July 12th Monday: Scene: Wiping up the counter at 10:00 PM Co-worker (un-provoked): "Dave, you bitch" Dave: ". . . . . . . . . . " Tuesday: Scene: Local Restaraunt/Arcade at 8:00 PM Scott (brother): "Yes, I'd like a bacon cheeseburger" Cashier: "That will be $5.09" Dave: "Yes, I'd like a bacon cheeseburger, please" Cashier: "Didn't you just order?" Dave: "Um. . . I hope not. . ." Wednesday: Scene: Chatting with friend Carla very early in the morning Carla: "I just said I read it...I think it's funny though...and you're going to be updating it all the time?" Dave: "Every day" Carla: "That's cool...and hopefully something will happen every day" Dave: "Something normally does" Carla: "Then I guess you're well off....what happens if theres so many things happening that you're just too confused to even write it all?" Dave: "dskj.hfds;kjhfds;dsf;lk jalhfg...ect..." Carla: "hmm...I see....I guess that's a good enough response"