All right, here is the mother of all disclaimers

    I own none of what is on this page except ideas and situations of
the characters that I do own. Namely, Mulder, Scully and the rest
of the X-Files crew. Any other characters from other shows that I may
bring in, I don't own them either. Regardless of what each story may
say, I DO NOT OWN THEM! I'm just using them for my own evil ends. Any 
songs that are used in these stories aren't mine. They are being used
for literary effect. I am not making any money off of anything that
is on this page. If there are certain characters that I made up and 
you want to use them, just ask me nicely and you can use them. I won't
make you pay exorbitant royalties and copyright fees.
Last thing: no serious infringement intended. Translation: DON'T SUE 
ME!!!! I have no money. I own NOTHING. I am owned by the University
of Michigan-Ann Arbor. And I mean that literally. If you want to sue
me for anything, you'll have to go through them first. I suggest you 
don't. We have a wily lawyer for a president. Heh heh heh. ;P