In a cozy gerbil house, on a snowy Christmas Eve, a busy gerbil family cooks and cleans and fusses about...drinking beer and smoking too much.

Tonight all the village is coming to a grand Christmas party at this gerbil house!

Outside LeNaughtyGerbil is busy shoveling snow away from the door. Little OphGerbil covers the path with pine needles, so no one will slip.

"Now what can I do?" asks Little OphGerbil.
"katGerbil and Ted E Gerbil might need some beer", suggests LeNaughtyGerbil.

Little OphGerbil goes inside. katGerbil and Ted E Gerbil are setting the table with BriteGerbils special Christmas dishes...lots of beer and an extra ashtray. Mmmmm...//gerbiltreats!

"Can I help?" asks Little OphGerbil. "You can't reach the tabletop," answers Ted E Gerbil. "Why don't you go see what FireGerbil is doing?"

("Oph's got beer? Hmmmmm..." mumbles Ted E Gerbil)
("Bite me kid!," mutters katGerbil)

FireGerbil is busy knitting a Santa bra for her car. "This one will be to cooool," says FireGerbil. "Not for me? @!%*you buddy, Little OphGerbil says as she heads toward the kitchen. A noise! "Oh," thinks OphGerbil. "That's just RoxGerbil and RandyGerbil getting frisky." (OphGerbil wonders if BriteGerbil made any cookies....//gerbiltummyrumbles)

(OphGerbil spots the cookies...*happy dance*)

In the kitchen, BriteGerbil is baking berry pies. "I want to bake one, too!"declares Little OphGerbil..//gerbilpuff on her cigarette.

"The oven is too hot for little gerbils," says Britegerbil patting her head. "Why don't you go see if RoxGerbil and RandyGerbil are finished? They've been @!%*ing like gerbils all weekend!" //gerbilgiggles

RandyGerbil is carving little toy cars for gerbil sex games with RoxGerbil. "I want to help," Little OphGerbil says to RandyGerbil. "Go away, kid! And don't poop in here!"

(OphGerbil thinks,"Gerbil sex toys? Wonder if he has extras around here".....*looking*)

(in the background we hear..."Oh RandyGerbil....Bring me my toys NOW!" //gerbilwhip heard in the distance.)

("Oh Randygerbil....I said GD NOW!"//giggle) (RandyGerbil thinks....."Oh shit....kid's crying, Damn...missus wants //gerbilsex again...still got it..." "L")

Little OphGerbil plops down on a stool and puts her head in her paws.
"Oh, RandyGerbil," she wails, "I want to do something special for the party, but I am too little! All I get to do is bring the beer...can't even play with the toys. WAAHHHH!"

(OphGerbil sheds //gerbiltears......)
(RandyGerbil thinks...."Faster I can get this kid outta my hair - the faster I can get back to my ... uh ... toys... *heeheehee*)
"I have an idea," exclaims RandyGerbil, and he whispers something in Little OphGerbils ear. "You are right, RandyGerbil" says Little OphGerbil smiling. "I am not too little to do that."

Little OphGerbil puts on her coat and hat and hurries outside. (snickering heeheehee all the while)

It is snowing very hard. Little OphGerbil rolls big balls of snow and piles them up next to the front door. She is making a Christmas snow anatomically correct Gerbil! "Hmmmm..." she thinks, "Snow balls...heh - heh - heh..."
(OphGerbil hugs a gerbil snow BALL...LMGAO)

"Now I need your help, LeNaughty," says Little Ophgerbil. She whispers in LeNaughty's ear. LeNaughty smiles and hurries off to the woodshed...looking for something special.

Soon LeNaughtyGerbil is back with BriteGerbil's penis. "There," he says, that should keep you occupied OphGerbil!" "Now everyone will be able to know exactly what a gerbil party is like!" says Little OphGerbil proudly.

(OphGerbil is singing "Oh....happy day")

That night Brite's penis could be seen far into the snowy forest. All of the guests were able to find their way to the gerbil house. They gathered around te Christmas twig for singing and dancing, beer drinking...and WEB!

(BriteGerbil...So proud of her penis//OK)
(RoxGerbil...finally out of bed...)
(GERBIL THROW DOWN PARTY!)

"What a special Christmas Eve," thought Little Ophgerbil. "And I wasn't too little to help out after all," Little OphGerbil said as she gave all the gerbils ((((big gerbil hugs))))

Awwwwwwwwwww...Ain't this too sweet?