"We Are the Poopers"
Splendid Gerbil Rendition of a Queen Classic

I've paid my dues-
Time after time-
I've pooped on friends
But committed no crime-
And bad mistakes
I've made a few.
I've had my share of runny diarhea-
But it always came through.

We are the poopers- my friends.
And we'll keep on pooping- from the end -
We are the poopers-
We are the poopers-
No time for losers,
'Cause we are the poopers- of the Bar-

I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls-
Poop's brought me fame and fortune and everything that goes with it-
I thank you all-

But it's been no plate of treats
No nice leather shoes-
I consider it a challenge before the whole gerbil race-
To poop on all that I choose-

We are the poopers- my friends.
And we'll keep on pooping- from the end -
We are the poopers-
We are the poopers-
No time for losers,
'Cause we are the poopers- of the Bar-