"Deck the Bar"

Sung to the tune of "Deck the Halls"

Deck the bar with gerbil treats.
heeheeheeheehee heeheeheehee

Tis the thing we like to eat!!!
heeheeheeheehee heeheeheehee

Give us treats, or we will squeak.
heeheeheeheehee heeheeheehee

In your pocket, you dare not peek!
HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE HEEHEEHEEHEE

You'll see the steaming yule we left there.
heeheeheeheehee heeheeheehee

Or climb up and poop in your hair.
heeheeheeheehee heeheeheehee

So give us some, gerbil treats.
heeheeheeheehee heeheeheehee

Or we'll poop on your feet.
heeheeheeheehee heeheeheehee

Rewritten in the gerbil spirit of the season by DragonSlayer and SrRandall