"Joy to the Web"

Sung to the tune of "Joy to the World"

Joy to the web, the gerbils are here.
Let Bar None receive their poop.

They poop everywhere...
on the bar, and in your hair.

And on everybody's shoes,
on everybody's shoes,
and on ......and on , everybody's shoes.

Joy to the web, the gerbils poop.
Be sure to wear hip boots.
We wave and jump frantically
like we have to take a pee.

LOGAO
LOGAO
L---- oh----L...OGAO

Rewritten in the gerbil spirit of the season by DragonSlayer and SrRandall