Poop!
Splendid Gerbil Rendition of a Van Halen Classic

I get up, and nothing gets me down.
Your shoes are tough. I've seen the toughest around.
And I know, chatter, just how you feel.
You've got to get poop on your skippies to get to what's real.

Oh can't you see me standing here,
I've got my butt propped on the record machine.
Poop ain't the worst that you've seen.
Oh can't you smell what I mean?

Might as well poop. Poop!
Might as well poop.
Go ahead, poop. Poop!
Go ahead, poop.

Aaa-ohh...Hey you! Who said that?
Baby, how's your poop?
You say you don't know, you won't know
Until you meet the group.

Well can't you see me standing here,
I've got my butt propped on the record machine.
Poop ain't the worst that you've seen.
Oh can't you smell what I mean?

Might as well poop. Poop!
Go ahead, poop.
Might as well poop. Poop!
Go ahead, poop.

Might as well poop. Poop!
Go ahead, poop.
Get it and poop. Poop!
Go ahead, poop.