"Oh Little Brown Poop-la-ham"

Sung to the tune of "O Little Town of Bethlehem"

Oh little brown poop-la-ham
How still we see thee lie.
So brown and creamy, like a raisinette
and darker than the sky.

But in the darkness gloweth
a shimmering yellow crown.
A piece of corn! I plucked it out
and then I ate it down...........

DragonSlayer's note.... HEEHEEHEE LMFGAO

Rewritten in the gerbil spirit of the season by SrRandall and DragonSlayer