"Peaceful Poopy Feeling"
Splendid Gerbil Rendition of an Eagles Classic

I like the way your leather shoes look
On the Bar floor... so fine.
And I wanna poop on them during chat tonight,
With a billion gerbils all around.

'Cause I got a peaceful poopy feelin'
And I know you won't let me down.
'Cause I'm already poopin' on the ground.

And I found out a long time ago
What treats can do to your bowels.
Ah, but they can't make you poop any less,
When you gotta go, you gotta go.

And I got a peaceful poopy feelin'
And I know you won't let me down.
'Cause I'm already poopin' on the ground.

I get this feelin' I may know you,
As a gerbil lovin' friend.
But this voice keeps whispering in my other ear,
Tells me I just can't poop on you again.

'But I get a peaceful poopy feelin'
And I know you won't let me down.
'Cause I'm already poopin'
I'm already poopin'
Yes, I'm already poopin' on the ground.