"Let Me Poop On Your Shoes Tonight"
Splendid Gerbil Rendition of a Boston Classic

Now, I'm not like this,
I'm really kind of shy,
But I get this feeling
Whenever you walk by.
I don't want to stain you,
I want you to be my friend.
If you could send me gerbil treats,
I'll love you till the end.

Chorus:
Let me poop on your shoes tonight.
Chatter, now it's alright.
Let me poop on your shoes tonight,
I'll show you poopy delight.

You must understand this.
I've sniffed you for so long
That I feel I've known you,
I know it can't be wrong.
If you just let me poop on you,
I know that you will see,
I'm dreaming of your sweet shoes tonight,
So chatter let it be.

Chorus

I don't wanna make excuses.
I don't wanna lie.
I just got to loose a poop
On you tonight.

Chorus

I don't wanna make excuses.
I don't wanna lie.
I just got to loose a poop
On you tonight.

I don't want to stain you,
Don't want to make you cry.
But oh, I get that feeling
Whenever you walk by.
If I could just get closer,
I wanna make you see,
I'm dreaming of your sweet shoes tonight,
So chatter let it be.

Chorus

I'm gonna show you poopy delight.
Show you poopy delight,
Kind chatter, chatter,
Show you poopy delight.

Let me poop on your shoes tonight.