I sure hope the Spice Girls don't mind....heeheehee
Lyrics redone by Ted E B ....

If you wannabe a Gerbil...

So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
so tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, really be a gerbil and go zigazig poop!

If you have no future, or the end is near
if you wanna hang with us, better grab a beer,
now don't go wasting the gerbils time
one night in the chats with us will blow your mind

so tell me ...

if you wannabe a gerbil, you gotta meet with my friends
we'llhave beer and pizza, the //gerbiltreatsdon'tend
if you wannabe a gerbil you gotta pass the gerbil test
you'll have friends forever, the gerbils are the best

what do you think about that, now you know how we feel
think you can handle the smoke, are you for real
you can try to call us, e-mail or write us
if you act real aughty than we'll say "hey, bite-us"

so tell me ...

if you wannabe a gerbil, shoes are your best friend
find a pair of clean ones, then let the poops begin
if you wannabe a gerbil, you just might go far
at least come up and join us for shots in Lestat's bar

so here's the story from Ted E B
we got Brite, LeNaughty and Baby G
Fudgey from Carolina, no southern accents finer
Bite me and her sister, (no Dragon's not a mister)
Sparky's in the place, in Jesusfreaks face
Fbi (that's a one) started all the fun

gerbils on the loose, they're pooping on your shoes
gerbils on the loose, they're pooping on your shoes
if you wannabe a gerbil, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta
gerbils on the loose, they're pooping on your shoes

if you wannabe a gerbil..........