"We Wish You a Gerbil Christmas"

Sung to the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas"...DUH

We wish you a Gerbil Christmas,
We wish you a Gerbil Christmas,
We wish you a Gerbil Christmas,
and a Gerbil New Year.

Little tidings we leave
to you on the web.
We wish you a Gerbil Christmas
and a Gerbil New Year.

Now bring us some gerbil treats...
Now bring us some gerbil treats...
Now bring us some gerbil treats...
or we'll POOP in you ear!

Little tidings we leave
to you on the web.
We wish you a Gerbil Christmas,
and a Gerbil New Year.

We all like gerbil treats...
We all like gerbil treats...
We all like gerbil treats...
and Richard Gere!

Little tidings we leave
to you on the web.
We wish you a Gerbil Christmas,
and a Gerbil New Year.

O Give us all some gerbil treats!
O Give us all some gerbil treats!
O Give us all some gerbil treats!
or we'll POOP in your beer!

Little tidings we leave
to you on the web.
We WISH YOU A GERBIL CHRISTMAS...
and a GERBIL NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!

Rewritten in the gerbil spirit of the season by DragonSlayer and SrRandall

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