Gerbils, there's a place you can go. I said, gerbils, when your butt's draggin'low. You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find Many ways to poop all the time.
It's fun to do a little P-O-O-P. It's fun to do a little P-O-O-P.
The Bar's got everything for gerbils to enjoy, You can poop on both girls and boys.
You can eat some gerbil treats, have yourself a good meal, Just watch out for that rascal Roadkill!
Gerbils, are you listening to me? I said, gerbils, what do you want to be? I said, gerbils, you can make real your dreams. But you got to know this one thing!
No gerbil can poop all by itself. I said, gerbils, put your pride on the shelf, And just go there, to the Bar and play, I'm sure they will smell the poop's decay.
Gerbils, I was once lusting shoes. I said, I was down and out with no poops. I felt no gerbil cared if I were alive. I felt the whole world was a handy-wipe.
That's when someone came up to me, And said, gerbil, take a poop up the street. There's a place there called Bar None. You can poop and poop and have great fun.
P-O-O-P... You're gonna love to P-O-O-P.
Gerbils, gerbils, there's no need to feel down. Gerbils, gerbils, pick your butts off the ground!
Gerbils, gerbils, are you listening to me? Gerbils, gerbils, what do you wanna be?