gophers_suck

Smitty

Aren`t you going to be a student at SCSU this fall ? If I remeber right they have zero NCAA hockey championship and have never made the NCAA hockey playoffs. I know for sure I won`t be seeing you at the Pond this spring.

I SUCK

What is an asshole like myself trying to say, the Sioux suck? Listen,I am not a Fighting Sioux
fan but I think people from North Dakota know a hell of
a lot more hockey then pricks like me.
My friends I suck.

Comments on UofM

I know this page is dedicated to how much the gophers "suck", however after browsing through some of these messages I happened upon a couple lines from some University of Michigan fan. I am a born Michigan State fan who has grown up to despise all pieces of shit from UofM. Most of their fans couldn't attend that snobby ass school anyway. And those that do, or are alumni, are arrogant stuck up cake eating fuck stains whose trust funds are the only reason why their life in Ann Arbor is so very hip. I watched the Gopher's bring UoM to overtime in the last minute of regulation at the Great Lakes invitational three years ago. And I also watched as UofM as usual pulled yet another bullshit win out of their ass later in overtime to beat the Gophers. IN the same way that fucking team and their rediculous helmets (design meant originally for quarterbacks to see their receivers better; it appears some genious thought it would be neat for centers to see their winger

Let's move over to the Message Board!!!

Let's take our discussions over to the Gophers Suck Message Board. I have already put a message on there, so come on over and check it out.

Gopher`s Don`t Suck

I think every gopher fan should give Brian shit for rooting for a loser in North Dakota.
Gopher fans are determined to improve this guestbook. I will continue to support any team
that plays the Fighting Sioux this following season. I will be a stupid at SCSU junior college this fall,and I like
many people in the NHS will give Woog and his team my full support.

Gophers

Maybe by the end of this year, this site may be called the gophers are great! I see everything coming together for the team this year. Gophers have the best talent in minnesota hands down. You can talk all you want about the other reject schools like ND sc Duluth, Mankato, etc. You can rest asured that my boy and his friends will help Minnesota capture a NCAA title this year. Call me a proud dad if you want, but remember, gophers have the Best Talent period. Have to go now, I have to call Doug and tell him about the great line combinations I have worked out for him.

Spanish 101

I think you might want to check your spanish dictionary. Yo Quiero Gophers suck translation I want Gophers suck. It doesn`t make sense. Viva Mexico !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

North Dakota the Asshole of North America

________________________Welcome to North Dakota
Tree and Mountain removal completed.


Goldy Rocks

Goldy Rocks ! I'd rather listen to the Minnesota rouser than that B.S. they play at all the other arenas. I love looking at all the murals of All-Americans and Hobey Baker award winners,other teams such as Michigan
and North Dakota SUCK. Go GOPHERS

Fightin` With Myself

To the above message:screw off. The Gopher`s rule they won the big one in 1979. I`m individual who likes to act like I`m under ten.


NCAA finals

I hope the northwest strike is over by the time the ncaa finals are going on. We are going to need a lot of seats for gopher fans to go to califorina. Lets get behind ourboys right now and stop this negative BS. This is going to be our year. Remember, we have the talent! Spee willy, wyatt and the boys are going all the way.

Talent? The Gophers will have plenty.

The Gophers suck? Show me a better freshman class than the 1998-99 Gophers. Here are some of the recruits.
* 3 members of Team USA under 18 team (a forward, defenseman, and the goalie)
* The state of MN all time leading scorer in John Pohl.
Not to mention the addition of Spehar's high school line mate, Chris Locker. Giving the Gophers the top 3 all time scorers in the state of MN. 1. Pohl 2. Spehar 3.Locker
Why would all these great players want to play for a team that "sucks"? ND would kill to have any one of these players on their roster. We'll see in a couple of months who sucks.


MSU resentment & illiteracy / Nothin' to do in MN

Having grown up in Ann Arbor and gone to the University of Michigan, I have grown accustomed to the illogical rantings of Michigan State Spartans who will take any opportunity (even one where we should be united in despising Minnesota,) to bitch about the Wolverines. I have good friends whom I respect that are Spartans, so I know there is actually some intellegent life in East Lansing, but "Spartan Fan" is clearly not part of that.
This Spartan fan mentions student/alumni trust funds; I hope he's setting one up for me, because I sure as hell never had one and still live as a starving grad student.
Spelling lesson for the day: R-I-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S.
This "Spartan Fan" makes only one accurate statement: it is very true that most of our fans could not even get into U of M---they COULD however, get into MSU. Sad, really...

HERE'S TO ANOTHER YEAR OF GOPHER LOSSES!!
Hey, somebody get a hockey player from somewhere OTHER than Mi

Nothin' to do in MN

HERE'S TO ANOTHER YEAR OF GOPHER LOSSES!
Hey, somebody get a hockey player from somewhere OTHER than Minnesota to play there so Doug Woog will shut-up about them all being natives (like they have anything ELSE to do in that damn state---they certainly don't play football!)

Screw Off

To the above message:screw off. The Gophers rule, they won the big one in `79. Lady,there have been times when you've acted like someone under ten,so don't give us shit, there`s lot`s more to do in Minnesota then play hockey. Plus football suck`s !

The North Dakota Game`s `98

A North Dakotan Game:
Two North Dakotans go into a dark closet.
One sneeks out, and the other one tries to guess who is missing.

SAT test

Two UND players were given a special SAT test to meet their admission requirements. Soon after the test began the
first guy turns to the second guy to ask, ``Old McDonald had a what?'' The other replies, ``He had a farm.'' The first asks,
``How do you spell it?'' The second football player answers, `` E-I-E-I-O.''

UND Hockey

Q: What do you say to a UND hockey player dressed in a coat and tie?
A: Will the defendant please rise.

SCSU SUCK`S

Q: What does a SCSU alum say to a UofM alum?
A: Would you like to super-size your order?

Gophers suck

Brian,don't believe some of those messages that some people posted. Some people have used my name and posted that I like U of M hockey. Wrong. And my one post above looks like it was changed by some gopher fan making it look like I said the Sioux sucked, I never said that. Just to clear up a point. And to the gopher fan SCSU doesn't suck you suck

Sioux Hockey Suck`s

Brian, believe these messages that I`ve posted. I`ve posted
that I like U of M hockey. Right I do ! And my one post above
looks like it was changed by some Sioux fan making it
look like I said the Gopher`s sucked, I never said that.
Just to clear up a point. And to the gopher fan SCSU Suck`s.


SCSU Jr. College

Q: How many SCSU freshmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. That's a sophomore course.

SCSU SUCK`S

At what point does a person decide to enroll at SCSU ?
After receiving the rejection letters from UofM,UMD,UND,Anoka-Ramsey vo-tech.

Smitty

What does Smitty and a bottle of beer have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up.

Too much time

It looks like someone has too much time on their hands. Hey buddy, get a life and quit trying to impersonate other people.

Just one question. Why does the U hate SCSU so much??

Minnesota players

Lets all have some fun. See if anyone can name minnesota players that doug missed (our couldn't get) that are playing d I hockey and are better than most of the gopher team. Don,t count parrish,m cullen, dewolf, he lost them but there gone now.Better yet, why don't we name coaches from minnesota that are better than woog. lucia, mazzolini, dahl, saterdaln, etc

One More ?

George
You ask the question why does the U hate SCSU so much ? Wouldn`t a better a question be why does UND hate the U so much. This whole web site is based on UND hatered towards the U. I have yet to see any a web site like Huskey`s Suck, Bulldog`s Suck , Badger`s Suck or Sioux Suck coming from the U.

One More ?

George,
You ask the question why does the U hate SCSU so much ? Wouldn`t a better a question be why does UND hate the U so much ? This whole web site is based on UND hatered towards the U. I have yet to see any web site like Huskey`s Suck, Bulldog`s Suck , Badger`s Suck or Sioux Suck coming from the U.

Questions

CA Hockey, that's an easy question to answer. EVERYONE hates the U of M (well, except for the people who go there or the people who are too stupid to get in and don't have trust funds to bribe their way in). They just have this holier than thou attitude that they're the best and everyone should bow at their feet. The main reason that this page exists is that gopher athletics are supposed to be the greatest around this area, and lately they've been stinking it up. MY question is still left unanswered. Why do people at the U insist that SCSU is a junior college? Do they feel threatened because SCSU has some better programs than the U (journalism, aviation, meterology, etc)? CA hockey, I have another question for you, why all the apostrophes where they don't belong? Are you still in grade school or are you just that stupid?

Questions

CA Hockey, that's an easy question to answer. EVERYONE hates the U of M (well, except for the people who go there or the people who are too stupid to get in and don't have trust funds to bribe their way in). They just have this holier than thou attitude that they're the best and everyone should bow at their feet. The main reason that this page exists is that gopher athletics are supposed to be the greatest around this area, and lately they've been stinking it up. MY question is still left unanswered. Why do people at the U insist that SCSU is a junior college? Do they feel threatened because SCSU has some better programs than the U (journalism, aviation, meterology, etc)? CA hockey, I have another question or two for you, why all the apostrophes where they don't belong? Are you still in grade school or are you just that stupid?