Out of My World
 a parody of
"Part of Your World" from "The Little Mermaid"

Sung by: The Cigarette Smoking Man
Scene: Pentagon, Washington D.C.

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CSM sits among the many artifacts and evidence unearthed
by Special Agents Mulder and Scully. Luckily for CSM, he
was able to obtain the potentially harmful evidence and store
it in the U.S. Pentagon. As CSM glances through his many
recovered treasures, his thoughts fall on Mulder and Scully
and how he wishes they, and their X-Files, could be shut
down for good. Let's listen:

...


Look at this probe,
Isn't it neat?
One more, and then my collection's complete.
Wouldn't you think I'm the one,
The one behind...everything?

Look at this file,
Secrets untold.
How many sub-plots can one series hold?
Lookin' around fruitlessly,
But...they won't find anything.

I've hid implants and neck chips aplenty.
I've recovered stilettos galore.
Agent Scully's ova? I got 20.
But who cares...
No big deal...
I want more...

I wanna see that Ford Taurus car,
I wanna see--wanna see it grounded,
All because the X-Files are...
What do you call it?
Oh--closed.

Flashin' your badges you won't get too far.
Connections are required for entry--access.
Strollin' right onto those--
What's it called again?
Test sites...

Up where they clone,
Up where they fly,
Alien spaceships across the sky.
FBI free,
Wish they could be,
Out of my world.

What would I give,
If I could live,
Without their X-Files?
What would I pay,
If they would stay,
Far from my plans?

They don't understand,
The alien clan,
And all our corn crop fields in Texas.
Stuck in bees, and
Sick of freezin'.
Ready to stand...

They're ready to know what my people know.
Ask them their questions,
And get some answers.

Like: "What's all that black stuff,
And why does it,
What's the word?
Squirm..."

Oh, when's it my turn?
Wouldn't they learn?
Learn to respect me when their basement burns
Uncontrollably?
I wish they could be...
Out of my world.

By: Aimee and Sunday Dixon
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