I Want to Believe
 a parody of
"Under the Sea" from "The Little Mermaid"

Sung by: Mulder
Scene: X-Files Dept at the FBI Building, Washington D.C.

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After another case has gone frustratingly unsolved, Agent
Scully is ready to quit the X-Files. Mulder pleads with her,
reminding her of all the wonderful things in the X-Files,
as compared to other occupational choices. Let's listen:

I want to believe

Scully, listen to me.
The FBI--it's a mess.
Life in the X-Files,
Is better than anything
They got up there.

The oiliens are always blacker
In somebody else's face.
You want to stop going out there,
But that is a big mistake.

Just look at the world around you,
Right here on the basement floor.
The spookiest things around you,
And spookier things in store.

I want to believe
I want to believe
Scully trust no one
Always have your gun
Take it from me

Up 20 floors they work all day
On paperwork they slave away
They get fear of heights
We get cool flashlights
I want to believe

Down here sunflower seeds are happy
And into my mouth they roll.
The seeds upstairs, they ain't happy.
They sad cuz they in the bowl.
But seeds in the bowl is lucky.
They in for a worser fate.
One day when CM can't smokey
Guess who g'on be on the plate?

Oh no! I want to believe
I want to believe
They want to beat us
Fire us and cheat us
Conviently.

We what the big folks think as jokes
They call our X-File tales just a hoax.
Skinner's our Allie
CM's the bad guy.

I want to believe (I want to believe).
I want to believe (I want to believe).
Checkin' my digits
We're missing nine minutes
We're abductees! (We're abductees)
E-E-Even Deepthroat and X-Man say
Alien folks are here to stay.

Two Christmas Spirits
You got to hear it.
I want to believe

The spell of Nodell
Oh ghost ships we sail
The monster likes Cher
The babies have tails
The black heli's chase
All over the place
The Fluke is the Duke of bowls (yeah)
The lone gunman plot
Without being seen
Jiffy poppers pop
The bees like to sting
Chupacabra is back
He knows where it's at
And Oh, CM can smooooke!

*musical interlude*

Yeah! I want to believe
I want to believe
When my cell phone rings
Telling me good things
It's music to me

What do they got? Some rubber bands?
We've seen the Armageddon plans.

Each little file here is covered in bile here
I want to believe
Each little plug here contains a bug here
I want to believe
Each little kid here is a hybrid here
I'll get you your desk if you join my quest
Yeah, I'd be missin' your skepticism
I want to believe...

--Scully? *sigh* Somebody's got to nail that girl's feet to the floor.

By: Aimee Dixon and Sunday Luna
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