10. He needed a fourth for euchre
10. He needed a fourth for euchre
9. He just wanted to know Scott's honest opinion of his new Halloween costume, (Mickey Mouse ears) and it couldn't wait until halftime.
8. It was getting too easy for the Lions...he wanted to give them a challenge.
7. Jerry Glanville double-dog dared him to do it.
6. Didn't want Mitchell to send game into overtime for fear he would miss Simpson's Halloween Special
5. For some reason, feared his job might be in jeopardy unless he made a drastic move. Okay, okay, I know that's pretty far-fetched.
4. Wanted to give journalist Wojnowski
a chance to put his money where his mouth was, but sent in Majkowski
by accident.
3. Pure logic: If everyone left by halftime, Wayne's drive home would be THAT MUCH QUICKER!
2. It was either that or have DL Henry Thomas give Mitchell an atomic wedgie in front of the crowd, and the coin came up tails.
1. "Wayne Fontes" is
actually Zooga, and alien spy gathering secrets about our culture for an upcoming invasion.
That explains a lot-how much do you wanna bet Spielman saw him with his mask
off and threatened to rat?
