The Authors

About those two creative people, Halfelf and Shuriken, who call themselves the creators of this crap, by Halfelf

"No, we're not on drugs, we're just really creative, with the net as our only outlet to be heard" -- Halfelf

Shuriken and I have been pals since about 1989 when we met in 8th grade. We're both in our early twenties, I'm done with college, and he's working on it. I'm thinking about joining the USAF. We both live in Central Illinois, AKA the crappy place with nothing to do but drive around corn-fields and laugh at cows. Shuriken enjoys video games, and stuff that doesn't suck; while I enjoy nature, movies, and sometimes video games. We both enjoy martial arts stuff, and share the same unique sense of humor. We're also both currently single. I can't seem to find a guy who isn't a dork that shares my interests (where do all these mind-game-guys come from anyway? Is it in the water here?), and you'd have to ask Shuriken why he's single.

For some reason, I haven't exactly figured it out yet, but around here if you have a sense of humor that isn't considered "the norm" you are automatically considered to be "on drugs" by your peers. I don't know if that is because they just don't get it, or they really actually think that the "weird" person is on drugs. It's something I've had to live with, but I refuse to have a "normal" sense of humor (whatever the heck THAT is), so if you don't like it, you shouldn't be reading this then.. hehe..

Anyway.. here's how the GERT was born:
Shuriken and I were often bored in High School (yes we both graduated, I graduated with high-honors) and we had all this creativity welling up inside of us, and we decided we ought to do something about it.
So we began to write what is now known affectionately to us as "THE PLAY". The Play was written in-class (when we should have been working no doubt), on notebook paper. We would pass it back and forth, add a few lines, and pass it back and forth again. At the time, we had a third party who contributed. His name is Adam, he's in the marines so he hasn't contributed to this page at all. So at the time we created our own little name to copyright stuff to. We called ourselves: Sinamickayne INC. (sign-ahm-ick-ain - ain as in pain) The Play was modeled after an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000, with Joel as the host. Special appearances within The Play were made by famous people (actors, politicians, cartoon characters, whoever we wanted to make fun of), and people we knew from school, and our outside-of-school-social lives, yes we have lives. Sometimes these appearances wouldn't have been too pleasing to the people that made the appearances. Some names were even changed so that the people in school wouldn't know we were writing about them. It was kind like: "Don't cross *us* or we will put YOU in The Play!" Even though the intent was never really malicious, it was like they acted in real life, but with a few exaggerations. Like our art teacher, Mrs. Garcia, who in real life got a little angry if you said a cuss-word in class. In The Play, she would literally attack whoever started cussing. Then there was our Business Ec. teacher, Mr. Schaffer, who carried a golf-cup that he drank out of alot, and got really ticked at the unruly students in the class. We turned him into The Golf Ninja, who ate "Schaffer Wafer" (tm) brand Wafers. When he meditated, the stuffed his head into the box of wafers, and I drew him in his "Golf Ninja" ninjitsu outfit. Complete with drawings of the weapons' whereabouts. He also had Schaffer-Wafer-Chinese Stars that he threw at people.

Call us cruel if you like, but we're really not. Venting this way is a lot better than carrying around all the frustration and making ourselves ill with stress. This way nobody really gets hurt.

Ok ok.. on to how the GERT come into this.. The Play is where they first appeared. Since then, they have evolved a little, and they now have a sensei, an enemy, a sidekick, and an annoying reporter to follow them around. Plus they have better-developed personalities. I'm sure they will evolve more as this page carries on.

I created this web-page to vent some creativity, and to let everyone laugh at the GERT. If it can relieve my stress, it could relieve the world's. Not only that, I think I have a small fan-club of people who wait to see what kind of web-page I'm going to create next. I only have like four web-pages! HAHAHA *grin*

It probably won't be too much longer, and I'll write them a theme-song (I like writing stupid songs), the words anyway.. I don't write music, just words. I mean, I can sing them to myself, but I can't actually write music. I know how they *should* go.. but as far as writing it, nope, can't.

Well.. yeah.. ok. Anyway. Oh! BTW! Chris's real name is Christian, and he thinks he's God, but he's an Atheist, so he doesn't believe in himself. (that's meant to be funny, so like laugh or something.. hehe)

If you have any questions, you can write to me at (cut and paste, I don't feel like doing mailto tags right now):
halfelf@geocities.com
halfelf_sidhe@hotmail.com
elfkattgrrl@crazysexycool.com
hubbell_lip@geocities.com

Why "Halfelf"? I used to play AD&D a lot, and using the nick "Halfelf" is like a calling card to my fellow RPG players. So if you run into a "Halfelf" somwhere on the net (or a Halfelf_Sidhe) that might just be me! I go by SilverStorm on DALnet IRC though, Halfelf everywhere else though. Not to be confused with HalfElf on ISCA BBS. I'm on ISCA as Halfelf, not HalfElf. On FurryMUCK I go by Wisteria and KattSidhe, on NimhMUCK I'm registered under the nick BellaDonna, and on DarkDreams Muck as Wisteria, and on Furtoonia as KattSidhe. Sidhe is a Celtic word that is pronounced "SHEE" (as in Banshee), it literally translates to "Elves and faeries", so my hotmail account litterally means halfelf elf. Unless you're from the Netherlands, then it means "half-past-ten, elf", I learned that on Brinta BBS (where I'm called Halfelf). So now that you know where to find me.. well.. you might find me. heh