Name: Dali
Personality: The "surreal" GERT, tortured soul. Suffers for his art
Visible Traits/etc: Color is yellow, wears a watch that looks like it has been melted.
Weapon: Barfs on enemies in really weird colors, and sometimes a plasma gun.
Favorite Pastime: Sculpting things that look like nightmarish turds out of clay, watching Hockey on TV, and reading philosophy, of course!
Name: Rembrandt
Personality: Silent most of the time, semi-psychotic.
Visible traits/etc: Color is Plaid, sports an evil grin.
Weapon: Solar Powered Chainsaw
Favorite Pastime: Doing things that are semi-psychotic, and watching Hockey on TV.
Name: Escher
Personality: Inferiority complex, sometimes schitzophrenic.
Visible Traits/etc: Color is white
Weapon: Whining at enemies (works like taunt), and also anything he can throw.
Favorite Pastime: Making statues out of playing cards, once recreated the Greek Pantheon.
Name: Wood Shavings
Personality: Sensei, Austrailian Genetically Enhanced Wombat
Visible Traits/etc: Bi-pedal Wombat, can walk on all fours, dressed in out-back looking gear
Weapon: Didjeridu which doubles as a blow-gun.
Favorite Pastime: Making Vegemite sandwiches, and throwing shrimps on barbies (the grill, not the doll), meditating, and playing his didj
Name: Mozart
Personality: Side-kick, making special appearances now and then.
Visible Traits/etc: Cloned sheep. Scottish accent.
Weapon: Can clone at will.
Favorite Pastime: hacking computers, and playing bagpipes
Name: Robin O'Malley
Personality: Annoying reporter, friend to the GERT!
Visible Traits/etc: Brunette, usually wearing the same blue outfit every episode
Weapon: Annoying
Favorite Pastime: Being annoying
Name: Egg-Beater, The enemy
Personality: Confused, evil, really weird.
Visible Traits/etc: Egg-beaters (old fashioned kind) strapped to his arms, and a giant beater comes out of his helmet on top
Weapon: Gun that shoots beaten eggs
Favorite Pastime: Yelling at henchmen: Jitterbug and Macerena
Name: Jitterbug, Henchman
Personality: Weird, stupid
Visible Traits/etc: Genetically Enhanced Hippo
Favorite Pastime: Screwing up
Name: Macerena, Henchman
Personality: Weird, and stupid
Visible Traits: Genetically Enhanced moose
Favorite Pastime: Screwing up