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It's The Play!

"A PLAY"
By: Roberta Payne A 1/3 of Sinamicayne

Last Updated: April 21 1997

© Roberta Payne and Sinamickayne Productions

After the first PLAY, our characters have been looking for work, but to no avail. Probably because they don't have anything else to do but work for Sinamickayne INC. MST3k, however, left Comedy Central and is on the Sci-Fi channell now, and Beavis and Butthead are still on MTV, but those were our "big names". Joel has agreed to come back to the play, and we give a special thank you to him for coming back, because he doesn't work on MST3k anymore. The bots were a bit reluctant, but they're back too. The Reject Turtles had returned to their home, Maude is still dead (waiting for us to resurrect her), nobody has ever found the 2,000,002 Raymes, thank God. Birdman has returned to cartoon land, the oatmeal guy is still selling oatmeal, and the rest have been doing their own things. They ALL have agreed to come back. Roberta has been going to DACC, where she has composed this new PLAY in her spare time. Chris is at home looking for coffee pots and rubber bands to solve the space-time continuum (sp?), and Adam, dear SWEET ADAM (heh heh), has joined the Marines. Making Sinamickayne: Sinayne. Doesn't sound as good, but hey....Adam is out of the picture! So, if you were looking for a one-on-one match of David Letterman vs Bill LAAAAIMBEEEER, then you're in the wrong place!

The Cast (subject to expand)

The Director(s):
Roberta (ME)

Cameos:
Adam Semonick
Chris Sine

Ocean Spray guy -- Loser who can't get off of cranberry juice.
Tim -- The mighty Dungeon Master, Likes the Seaquest Dolphin
Troy -- Seaquest Boy, and Champion Submarine Tub-toy racer!
Beavis -- Delinquent
Butthead -- Delinquent
Tv's Frank -- Lovable Tv's Frank
Dr. Forrester -- Thinks he's evil, but he's pretty dumb
Joel Robinson -- JOEL!
Tom Servo -- Lovable gum-ball machine robot
Gypsy -- Lovable vacuum cleaner robot
Crow T. Robot -- Lovable some-sort of robot
Cambot -- .....
Brittany -- Lovab...uh... introduces funny new quips to Ray
Ray -- Reduced to taking other people's "good ones"
Also known as "The King of the Catch-Phrase!"
Rayme -- Ray's little brother that gives Ray a bad name, even though Ray taught him everything he knows.
Geraldo -- Public Service Announcer
Dude Kang -- Liu's brother. Sits and meditates as ceiling falls on him, seen in the Aerosmith CD rom Commercial.
Ronnie Cage -- Johnny's brother. Drags Dude off to places, or makes him do things he hates!
Liu Kang -- Constantly looks for his bike, when he's not kicking butt!
Joyce -- Ray's Mother. Runs cash register at IGA, grocery store.
Ho-Sung-Pak -- Sumo Guy
Marlon Brando -- Godfather of Twinkies.
Tony Little -- Excersize Infomercial host, and loud-guy
Nancy Riddle -- Co-host of the Little-Riddle show!
Tom Bosley -- Glad bag spokesperson
Wilford Brimley -- Eats a lot of Oatmeal
Luciano Pavarotti -- Sings opera
Ed Bolind -- Loud old bald guy who likes his Pizza
Rosanne -- Bad-mouthed big lady
Maude Edwards -- Bad-mouthed lovable old lady
Principal McVicker -- "Shake"-guy, B&B's principal
Miss Quartier -- Cranker and windex abuser, teacher we had in High School
Akane Tendo -- Japan's favorite Anime Sweetheart
(Akane: WHAT?!?!?!)
Ranma/Ranma-chan -- Japan's favorite hunky-chick thing
(Ranma: Blame my dad, he knocked me in that accursed pool!!! ARRRGGG! I still get chicks though!)
Pailhead -- If you don't know who he is, then we can't tell ya! Character property of Sinamicayne, is no relation to Brock "Pailhead" Boyd who once used the moniker on Danville Public Bulletin Board Systems. Pailhead the character, more or less was merely INSPIRED by him. -The Directors note

AND INTRODUCING: THE JACK BROTHERS, or Brothers Jack...

Hungry Jack -- Uh...he's HUNGRY! (mix between Mungo the cat, Barq Rootbeer's fat "TUTU" guy)
Thirsty Jack --Hungry's Brother...He's THRISTY!
Horny Jack -- Has a dumb cat puppet, not really horny, just annoying
Pester Jack -- His hyenas and bad jokes get everybody down.
Naked -- Once seen in the cologne commercial, we have reduced her to Hungry's wife, Naked, who cooks for him and runs around with those black bars over her all the time!

Special Appearances made by Satan and Adam Semonick AND:
The Reject Genetically Enhanced Turtles:

Picasso: Thinks he's a hamster
Color: Brown
Weapon: Loads objects into his cheeks and fires them out.

Dali: Surreal Turtle
Color: metallic silver
Weapon: Barfs on enemies in many weird colors

Rembrandt: Silent most of the time
color: Plaid
Weapon: Solar powered chainsaw

Escher: Has an inferiority complex!
Color: white
Weapon: Whining at enemies (works like taunt)

Wood Shavings: Their Sensei, a genetically enhanced wombat.
Weapon: Didjeridu/blowgun

Their Sidekick: Mozart the Cloned Sheep

AND NOW! Featuring: WEBSTER HUBBELL'S LOWER LIP! Now with his OWN homepage at Geocities!

Some brand new Recently added people:

Sub Zero: Mortal Kombat Fame
Scorpion: Mortal Kombat Fame
Robin O'Malley: The Annoying Reporter that follows around Hubbell's Lip!
Big Head Ed: Annoying guy that comes into my college and starts printing out nudie pictures on dot matrix printers, and doesn't even go to school here. You can't begin to imagine how annoying he is.. OH! And he has a bigger than average head too, and looks remarkably like that that alien from the Heaven's Gate Cult WWW page. Hence the name bestowed upon him by a friend of mine: "Big Head Ed".

Which goes to show that you don't cross me or I'll put you in The Play!

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